I HATE men

[Doriss]

I've always had a massive problem with men since a child, why do they insist on drinking beer? why do they talk so loudly? why do they show off so much? why do they eat so much? god I can't stand the way they eat mountains of food, I remember when my grandma used to cook for her, her hubby and the grandkids he would always have a huge mountain of food on his plate - why do they need more than everyone else???? why are they so childish going off into sulks when they dont get their own way? why are they so stupid and irresponsible with money? why do they think they can act like kids and us women will pick up the mess they leave behind whether it be a finantial mess or a crisp packet shoved down the sofa??? why do they always think they're in charge? why do they pretend to like football when 99% of them are too fat and lazy to get off their ugly smelly arses and actually play it? why do they fart and burp and spread germs everywhere? why do they leave their pikey raggy clothes all over the floor? I just want to rip up all of DH's clothes right now because he's such an annoying prick "oh Im a bloke so I can leave my minging socks on the floor and she'll pick them up" well no I'll shove them down your burping, loud throat first . why is is that they take part in making a child and then think that the child is the responsibilty of the mother and not "him"? "oh Im a bloke so Im going to make a few babies then piss off and enjoy my life as a single bloke again" or maybe "oh Im a bloke, I think ill get the wife pregnant and continue to live here whilst she waits on me hand and foot serving me huge mountains of food and picking up my minging rags from the floor and getting rid of the smell that I leave behind everytime I walk anywhere because my arse has a mind of its own and if the baby wakes in the night thats ok cos she'll see to it, infact, she can see to everything, Ill just lie on my fat arse thinking im god and when the baby is a well adjusted man Ill reap the rewards and take all the credit...why? because a bloke" . I want to spear him and every other bloke Ive ever known that sits down to a mountain of food.

rant over.

What an interesting first post!

Indeed TeeCee, indeed !

I don't.

I love them.

Much more than women.

why stay with such an unabashed slob?

Its not a first post, just a post under a different name - personal reasons!

I am seriously considering turning lesbian though, women don't stink and put germs everywhere and they don't eat like bloated pigs.

oh dear
i think i may be a man

i drink, talk loudly, show off, eat loads, like football, have a fat arse

and I have been known to fart

i eat a lot - and it shows,

i fart joyously. and burp. these are excepted social norms in my home.

i wouldnt do it in company.

i wouldnt be someone elses slave

if you wipe his arse - why should be do it?

Some of them are rather nice IME.

You seem very bothered by the "mountains of food".

Does he know you want to spear him?

I'd get a new man Doriss - all of that vitriol can't be good.

As an aside, men tend to eat more because they are bigger and need more fuel.

I hope you don't have sons

or brothers

oh teenagers - tut tut!!!

sons brothers boys girls daughters - it doesnt matter.

they are simply disgusting.

I like their willies.

odd ! Too odd

willies are gross!

I'm not personally fond of the human race as a whole. Should I go for an alien relationship do you think?

I hate everything today

do you want a fight Rhubarb?

Bloody Oldhamer!

sweet velvet willies

I would agree with the bloaters enjoying football bit though.
Men and football. Zzzzzzzzz...

Mine likes cricket - that's worse!

Football is over in 90mins whereas cricket just goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on

Oh bollocks. You only allow men to behave like that, they aren't all born like it. I'd rather go for a pint with my male friends any day of the week. I prefer male company, and my DP is actually rather pleasant.

I'm with you on this one CountessDracula- i may actually be male too then. (apart from the fat arse bit, i don't have a fat arse...and i'm sure yours is lovely!)

At least cricket is classy.

cricket isn't classy its, quirky. theres a difference. its like apiss smelling old aunt

Willies aren't classy, but they can be more fun than cricket.

I prefer mine Scottish, generous, large and uncircumcised.

Thank you muchly.

willies are not aethetically pleasing IMO.

but then i aint staring at it