I HATE men

[Doriss]

I've always had a massive problem with men since a child, why do they insist on drinking beer? why do they talk so loudly? why do they show off so much? why do they eat so much? god I can't stand the way they eat mountains of food, I remember when my grandma used to cook for her, her hubby and the grandkids he would always have a huge mountain of food on his plate - why do they need more than everyone else???? why are they so childish going off into sulks when they dont get their own way? why are they so stupid and irresponsible with money? why do they think they can act like kids and us women will pick up the mess they leave behind whether it be a finantial mess or a crisp packet shoved down the sofa??? why do they always think they're in charge? why do they pretend to like football when 99% of them are too fat and lazy to get off their ugly smelly arses and actually play it? why do they fart and burp and spread germs everywhere? why do they leave their pikey raggy clothes all over the floor? I just want to rip up all of DH's clothes right now because he's such an annoying prick "oh Im a bloke so I can leave my minging socks on the floor and she'll pick them up" well no I'll shove them down your burping, loud throat first . why is is that they take part in making a child and then think that the child is the responsibilty of the mother and not "him"? "oh Im a bloke so Im going to make a few babies then piss off and enjoy my life as a single bloke again" or maybe "oh Im a bloke, I think ill get the wife pregnant and continue to live here whilst she waits on me hand and foot serving me huge mountains of food and picking up my minging rags from the floor and getting rid of the smell that I leave behind everytime I walk anywhere because my arse has a mind of its own and if the baby wakes in the night thats ok cos she'll see to it, infact, she can see to everything, Ill just lie on my fat arse thinking im god and when the baby is a well adjusted man Ill reap the rewards and take all the credit...why? because a bloke" . I want to spear him and every other bloke Ive ever known that sits down to a mountain of food.

rant over.

Snap, custy!

Tsk tsk you two.

Sorry but PMSL at this thread.

I'm with Rhubarb - I'll let you know when I find an online human/alien dating site.

And Doriss, you should cook less. Or find yourself a food phobic clean freak to marry, because I think your ideal life partner is a broom.

all this talk of willies is infuriating...he's not back from work yet, and i just know he'll be too tired. Bah!

Is he eating a lot then?

What kind of man is 'too tired'?

Huh?

Tell him to grow a pair!

touchy subject!

cricket is classy?! jeeez you obviously haven't seen dh's team.

Ditto who said you need another man. The description you have given is almost the polar opposite of my dh - so they do exist - honest!

I'm afraid I'm with the other men/women on this thread - I eat more than dh, fart more and certainly pretend to like football more than dh who can't stand any televised sport.

Willies are overrated.

I saw Hard Candy the other night, girl pretends to castrate this bloke. Most fun I've had in ages!

dh didn't appreciate it.

But I couldn't be a lezzer because women are mean and bitchy and have periods and stuff.

I'm off to Mars.

i watched Hard Candy too Rhubarb. Quite enjoyed it in an unpleasant, creepy way!

Doriss, I will turn my back on all that phallic chat [tsk] [stern-looking emoticon suggesting ShinyHappy has never discussed willies in her life!] ) and address you seriously. I think there are quite a number of men who behave routinely in the way you describe (or at least to some degree) but I do feel that the reason that this breed exists is because so many women allow them to!

My DH has several of those qualities.. but there is no way I could put up with all of what you describe, regularly and daily. I am not a control freak but I just couldn't handle it.. if things didn't improve over time (and we're not talking years and years) as he got to know how is behaviour affected/irritated/upset me, then the relationship would have to end! Likewise, I would look to modify anything I did that he found unacceptable, as long his requests/comments were not unreasonable. This is what marriage/long term relationshiops are about I think, compromise.

Looking back over the 11+ years DH and I have been married I can see that we both have moderated aspects of our behaviour. I think most couple (those that stay together!) do.

Still PMSL laughing at "I want to spear him and every other bloke Ive ever known that sits down to a mountain of food."

I LOVE a mountain of food, me.

enough talk about mountains of food...i'm on a diet

have lost 6lbs though!

I DO think it takes the piss though, when you go to someone's house for dinner and the blokes gets dished out more than then women. I am a hungry greedy cow and used to deeply resent the fact that MIL (God rest her soul, genuinely! ) used to give DH, FIL and BIL 5 roast potatoes and 5 slices of roast beef while SILs, she and I got 2 or 3 potatoes and 3 slices of meat!!

Is this the way it used to be (and still is in some houses) or what?? In this house, DH and I get the same amount to eat.. in fact I get more if I fight him for it!

LOL at ideal life partner being a broom!

i never give less food to my female mates, they all get the same at my house. some of the blokes could do with less to be honest!

He knows I want to spear him, I told him this morning when he was eating his mountanous breakfast. Personally I think men should be given less to eat, the hungry fat oaths, I cant stand greedy people, I have fantasies about torturing him, shovelling food into his mouth and not giving him time to swallow before shovelling more in, greedy fat pig would probably enjoy it...but Id enjoy watching him choke and then when he farts it all out I'd run it in his face and make him eat that too.

He said something which went through me this morning, we were talking about family issues etc and he said "when mum had me..." "when mum had me" "when mum had me" god that goes right through me now, Ive been repeating it in my head all day, I wonder how much food she shovelled into him when he was a fat baby, I know he used to eat a tin of beans and sausages WITH CHIPS as a child for dinner, sitting there on his lazy arse whilst his mum did the shopping.
I really hate him today, I'll probably hate him more tomorow.

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doriss

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Doriss,you are a woman on the edge.

doriss = shilpafan

Hello baby.

I wanna sweep you off your feet.