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I think I found my 'twat radar'??!

45 replies

JanuaryKat · 31/07/2015 17:49

Back in March I was introduced by a friend to a 'great' guy. Admittedly she'd only known him for 6 months but thought he was ideal for me - tall, dark, hansome, intelligent, witty.....

We talked on the phone, messaged daily & decided to meet.
Immediate attraction, great sex .... but .... something bothered me about him. I thought maybe I was just oversensitive having come out of an emotionally abusive relationship.

Maybe.

Then he started to send cock photos & asked me to describe what I liked about said photo. If I didn't use enough descriptive words I was accused of being 'lame' or 'unimaginative', 'crap at sexting'.
He wanted me to give his cock a name & 'worship' it Grin, did I know any friends who would be interested in a threesome?
He would like to come to my house & fuck me ocassionally, but my family 'situation' was a no go for him (aka having 4 kids).
According to him (god?) I would never be able to resist him.

He wants to see me this weekend. I told him to stop whining & go gang out in the frozen food section of his local co-op ..... did I do the right thing, or will I have a life time of regrets?
He also had a mate called charlie - I realised this after his constant sniffing.

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pocketsaviour · 31/07/2015 18:04

Sounds like your twat-radar is fully operational to me, soldier

JanuaryKat · 31/07/2015 18:10

He's a massive bundle of red flag bunting which I find fascinating/horrifying/hilarious in equal measure.

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cocobean2805 · 31/07/2015 18:13

He sounds like my ex! Blergh! I think at the first mention of 'cock worship' I'd have photoshopped a halo and wings onto one of his dick pics and sent it back! You most definitely did the right thing in cutting him off!

JanuaryKat · 31/07/2015 18:20

Yes, I feel like I have experienced naice sex with a ham - he is in the 'creative' industry. Described himself as a 'master seducer' Grin

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daftbesom · 31/07/2015 18:36

Snort! [with laughter I hasten to add]

Dear lord! You know what's right. That is all. Flowers

rumred · 31/07/2015 18:37

Good god how would you regret not being with a fuckwit like him???

TheMarxistMinx · 31/07/2015 18:41

Oh you silly woman where are you going to find another like him Grin

JanuaryKat · 31/07/2015 18:44

I know!!!
He even phoned me a few weeks ago to tell me he had ' exercised his dick' with a 28 yr old Australian (he's 40) who he is helping get over a traumatic break up Shock

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JanuaryKat · 31/07/2015 18:45

He was acting as her therapist inbetween blow jobs. She went back to Oz last wk.

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JanuaryKat · 31/07/2015 18:47

And he's just tried to phone me Hmm

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ABTwife · 31/07/2015 18:59

That's not twat radar - he's given absolute proof that he's a twat.

You haven't come to that conclusion based on a 'feeling'!.

jonrotten · 31/07/2015 19:07

Oh op, he sounds nice Sad. Can I have his number?

Hahhahahahahahahahaha!

paddymcgintysmum · 31/07/2015 19:20

"I think I found my 'twat radar'??!

I know I've found mine! Thank you.

TheDowagerCuntess · 31/07/2015 19:24

Oh, lucky escape.

Cabrinha · 31/07/2015 19:28

He doesn't need radar to pick up!

He does need a health warning though Grin

Good for a giggle about!

notrocketscience · 31/07/2015 20:11

Can I buy your "twat radar" please?

Sounds as if it works at lot better than mine!

You go girl!

JanuaryKat · 31/07/2015 20:12

Grin the latest -
'Hon, i wanna see you next week. You're fabricating the truth' (I messaged back his texts to him)
He loves big families apparantly, why am I being so grumpy..... it's all iny mind, am I 'not on heat today?'
ON HEAT - WHAT THE F DOES THAT MEAN???

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notrocketscience · 31/07/2015 20:14

When my bitch is on heat (Westie dog) she stays inside away from all the nasty dogs...

Cabrinha · 31/07/2015 20:15

"Fabricating the truth"????
Grin

Cabrinha · 31/07/2015 20:16

Had he really really asked you if you're not on heat today?!!!!!
Love this guy!
What does the friend that introduced you think to that? She OWES you!

PixieChops · 31/07/2015 20:24

GrinGrin Wow what an absolute tool! He sounds like a massive penis, I would've been tempted to have improvised with the penis pics by drawing faces on them (with twirly moustaches). The comment that a pp said about a halo and wings made me laugh out loud!
Seriously though he sounds like an absolute catch! When's the wedding?

JanuaryKat · 31/07/2015 20:26

He would love being described as a 'massive penis' Grin

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DrinkFeckArseGirls · 31/07/2015 20:26

I'm not sure what I love more: the that he exercises his dick (seemingly for your benefit) or that he told you about it... Hmm

MelanieCheeks · 31/07/2015 20:27

Twat radar fully functional, go you!

UnbelievableBollocks · 31/07/2015 20:29

He sounds like an utter tosspot. Well rid!