dh wasn't content with "just" getting smashed and going to a strip joint...

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I've changed my name coz I'm actually quite embarrassed....but it seems too good not to share. I don;t know whether to laugh or cry (or how long to make dh suffer). Utterly out of character (I know, everyone says that...) dh got smashed off his head last night with just one mate and they went to a strip joint. (I'm not hardline about stripping but he has never in his life been to one outside a stag do, so am a bit taken aback). but that's not the end. he stumbles in at 1 am....tells all, I am shocked. shortly after I notice a foul stench...as if his misdemeanours weren't already great - he's only trodden dog shit throughout the house. what's a girl to do? bloody DOG SHIT. EVERYWHERE.

Dog shit - yukkola

I'd be way more pissed of with him for that than the strip club

I take it he has cleaned it up now?

I would be incandescent.

Don't clean it up!! I would wake him up, possibly with the aid of a jug of cold water, and take the boys out for the day while HE cleaned it all up. And stuff his hangover, it serves him right.

god i couldn't clean the dirt up, he would have to do it, dp went to a strip club in Cyprus just before our wedding and i was physically sick for 3 nights of our holiday/wedding, just don't like the thought of dp luring at other girls, but then again people do say i'm weird that way

he cleared it up last night. managed to stop him attacking the carpet with bleach. I was going to go out all day but dcs have demanded that we go swimming and that dh comes too (mummy isn;t as much fun...)

he cleared it up last night. managed to stop him attacking the carpet with bleach. I was going to go out all day but dcs have demanded that we go swimming and that dh comes too (mummy isn;t as much fun...)

Has he got a hangover? If he has I'm afraid I would rub it in (pardon the pun, ugh). I would have loud music on and play raucously with the children. And possibly eat curried eggs in front of him, noisily.

Dog shit brings out the worst in me.

Greeny, I think that's a contender for quote of the week, LOL.

"Dog shit brings out the worst in me."

last year i had to throw ds school shoes in the bin as they were covered in dirt, i can't stomach it, and dp wouldn't clean it either so i just used his bank account to get ds some new shoes

dh's shoes are outside teh back door where I threw them last night.

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eeergh - dog shit in the washing machine?

You put tea towels in the washing machine!

reminds me of the "royals" sketch when Mary from next door smells the bottom of the shoes "Mmmmm smells like dog shit barbara" as she gets close and takes in a deep breath....barrffffffffffffffffff.

i think youre lucky it was dog shit and not him telling you hed gone and slept with someone else.i think dog shit should be the least of your worries as opposed to sleeping with some dog...............i know its pretty manky but you have to see the funny side..........maybe.

I don't think so at all. Dog shit is disease-ridden filth which can cause blindness and death in young children. I wouldn't be looking for a funny side to see, I would kick his arse into the middle of next week.

And then laugh.

"i think youre lucky it was dog shit and not him telling you hed gone and slept with someone else"

I can't quite follow your logic there I must admit

Well, the two events are nearly interchangeable, surely. Sometimes I get confused ... "what's that smell? Did I sleep with someone other than DH while drunk? Oh, no, damn, it's dog poo on my shoe!"

I am just going to use this as advice to everyone we get on here complaining about their silly little worries

"i think youre lucky it was just your house being repossessed and not him telling you hed gone and slept with someone else"

"i think youre lucky it was just malaria and not him telling you hed gone and slept with someone else"

ha ha good point notquitecocky!! i think im in the dog house now though! greensleeves you do have a good point, its nothing to be sniffed at.... joke no honestly, with kids about, its never a good idea

strip joint wouldnt bother me personally but the dog shit is unforgiveable. Get Chemdry in immediately!

at Notquitecocky

Please stick around rocksteady you have made me snort twice now

if it were my dp then i would have been glad he brought something home for his breakfast...

frannyandzooey "am just going to use this as advice to everyone we get on here complaining about their silly little worries".............................i know the dog poo isnt exactly silly but people on here have worse things to worry about rather than their partner treading dog poo in the house am i not correct??? whats the problem if he cleaned the bugger up? thats a punishment as bad as it gets surely?