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Men's brains work completely different to women's don't they...

78 replies

RubbishMantra · 30/03/2015 12:26

DH offered to vacuum the cat hair off the sofa. Lovely. He couldn't find the attachments in the understairs black hole cupboard. I suggest he take the ones from the old one in the cellar. Our cellar has a very heavy trap door. Instead of bringing them all up, he brought each one up one at a time to show me. Confused Meaning he hefted open the trap doors open then closed them 3 or 4 times. Eventually he brought up the (needed) upholstery bit. Process of elimination.

I did get a bit "oh, ffs!, are you having a fucking giraffe!"

I'm not a princessy high maintenance type, but have been ill for quite a while, so it probably wound me up more than it usually would have. I apologised for the shouting and arm waving.

Love the bloke really. Silly sausage.

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RubbishMantra · 30/03/2015 15:30

Yes I agree Livid. Kind of what I meant really. Just that he was being an adorable silly.

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SmillasSenseOfSnow · 30/03/2015 15:36

Neuroscientists doing brain surgery?

Surgeons that don't come out with sexist guff?

I don't know which I find more hard to believe, motherinferior... Wink

Vivacia · 30/03/2015 15:39

I was irritated by the thread initially, but lets not get too nasty towards the OP! She's taken this in good humour.

DrMorbius · 30/03/2015 15:45

Dangerrabbit - It's not men's brains that work differently it's their physiology. Unfortunately, their penises get in the way when trying to hoover, rendering domestic cleaning tasks impossible.
I was told this by a urologist posting on the David Icke website so it must be true.

Great post!!!, I am going to show that my DW. :-) Although in fairness hoovering has never been one of my tasks, so I guess she already knows it.

dominogocatgo · 30/03/2015 15:59

That might explain the men you hear about that rock up at A&E with their penises stuck in hoovers.

EBearhug · 30/03/2015 16:05

Gina Rippon, too. (She might be quoted in Delusions of Gender.)

RubbishMantra · 30/03/2015 16:09

Thank you Vivacia, for what you said on the thread I started.

This thread's responses had me in tears. People can be quite unpleasant at times can't they? I suppose it's easier to do that when posting anonymously over the internet.

It was meant as a bit of fondness toward a moment of silliness from DH.

Bless you lovely, for what you said.

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Jan45 · 30/03/2015 16:22

Sorry OP, it looked like a blatant excuse to explain men's chosen inability to hoover, it will always raise eyebrows I'm afraid, I was hoping never to have read that title again.....it's just feeding into the crap that men can't do housework - perpetuated by men, and unfortunately carried on by women who actually believe it.

Certainly don't mean to personally offend you but some of us do find it slightly offensive.

blueberrypie0112 · 30/03/2015 16:24

I seriously believe some does this purpose. Both my son and husband tell me they can't find something...so I go help them and it was right before my eye and the exact location I told them where it could me.

Jan45 · 30/03/2015 16:26

Cos they are waiting for you to go get it for them!

chockbic · 30/03/2015 16:29

Sort of thing mine does as well.

Flowers Wink

motherinferior · 30/03/2015 16:34

Sorry you're upset but seriously, OP, if you're training to be a psychotherapist and you've covered brains and gender you must have read Fine. I've read her and I'm only a health journalist.

EhricLovesTheBhrothers · 30/03/2015 16:37

Sorry you're upset but hopefully you have copped on to yourself a bit. Scary that a trainee psychotherapist would come out with such an ignorant and harmful statement.

MrNoseybonk · 30/03/2015 16:37

I do a fair bit of vacuuming but I don't know what half the attachments on my Dyson are - I only use two of them!
Didn't realise I was a chauvinist, must try harder!

DrMorbius · 30/03/2015 16:39

Blue, Jan and Choc, I can categorically attest that this phenomena is real. I seriously look for something (in fact I don't want DW to come later and prove once again that I can't find something), I say it's not here. DW comes and looks and it is there. I read about this once and apparently it's about visualisation. Almost certainly when DW finds the item, it is not how I imagined it, and hence I did not see what I was looking for (if that makes sense). So common things (tin of beans) should be OK, but obscure items like cleaning materials cause problems.

RubbishMantra · 30/03/2015 16:46

Fine isn't on my reading list. I shall look her up. Clearly I am remiss! (We tend to stay away from self-help books)

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Enormouse · 30/03/2015 16:49

It's not a self help book, rubbish.

SunnyBaudelaire · 30/03/2015 16:52

"This thread's responses had me in tears."
please do not take things to heart! It is just lines on a screen!
xx

motherinferior · 30/03/2015 16:57

Eh? Self-help? Am thoroughly bemused. It's linked to upthread. Fairly popular science but pretty hard-hitting wrt Baron-Cohen et al. I'm rather surprised that you haven't come across her - she had a lot of coverage a couple of years ago.

HermioneWeasley · 30/03/2015 17:04

Delusions of Gender is pretty much the definitive book on debunking the myth of sex based brain differences. Not sure why you think it's self help?

motherinferior · 30/03/2015 17:23

I think the OP was assuming that we are all at the self-help book level.

RubbishMantra · 30/03/2015 17:32

Just asked me what I wanted for dinner

He's now cooking Piri-Piri chicken and parmentier potatoes for me. With sweetcorn. Bless the curly-haired boy.

I bless his (possibly dirty) socks.

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RubbishMantra · 30/03/2015 17:39

Yes, you are right Baudelaire. Just lines on a screen.

Thank you for reminding me sweet pea.

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JohnFarleysRuskin · 30/03/2015 17:40

He does sound lovely!

I think saying 'he can do things in a bizarre way' would have sufficed.
I would have done exactly the same as him because hoovers dazzle me. (Incompetent) I have no penis just maybe I think differently from a woman or man who is good with tools.

paxtecum · 30/03/2015 18:29

Mumsnet at it's snippiest.

Mantra, your DH sounds amazing.
Hope you get better soon.

I have never dared start a thread and don't think I ever will.