Yuk

[Besmonetha]

I just went into my DP's desk drawers to find a pay slip and I found a jar of lubricant. I kid you not, it's called "lubrifist" with the tag line being "especially designed for wide dilations"!! It was used.

I'm not surprised really. I'ts just that men are a bit like dogs, they can be really base.

Not looking for advice, just wanted to put it out there.

Himself, obvs, lyspaere, didn't you know sex with stationery is the new fifty shades?x

Where has the OP gone? Is this another wind up? Oh well, it was fun while it lasted, cheered up my day anyway. :)

Mrs S, sadly I have experience of the scenario you paint. I think I lost all the remaining shreds of respect I had for my exH when I walked into the bedroom one day to find him doing exactly that!

only used in this instance to indicate vomming...

I think there is a connection with the payslip and the lube.

Just putting it "out there"

WOOF!

Cogito

every day is a holiday when you leave under a bridge. (if that's the case. I'm undecided)

*live

ffs

Omg

I thought the OP was a troll but have done a search and she's a regular poster.

OP, what the hell do you think is going on with your husband?

Goddess is right, it can be done.

I have seen it being done without the fisting.

QueenBean "Waiting for the pearl clutchers Totally normal!!"

It is?

Crying with laughter here. My stomach actually hurts I've laughed so much.

Some genius responses!

what do his farts sound like?

Omg this is hilarious, check the aubergine lol!

I imagine, lemisscared , like someone dropping a rock in a cave.

LEM - sort of viscous and splattery, I would think.