Yuk

[Besmonetha]

I just went into my DP's desk drawers to find a pay slip and I found a jar of lubricant. I kid you not, it's called "lubrifist" with the tag line being "especially designed for wide dilations"!! It was used.

I'm not surprised really. I'ts just that men are a bit like dogs, they can be really base.

Not looking for advice, just wanted to put it out there.

is he a midwife?

I hope he's not a midwife.

"You're doing it the wrong way, it comes out not back in!"

ZingtheGenius

cracked it lovey

Fuck me, I laughed my cock off at some of these. Well done...

Bee

I could have used that fisty gel a few times... took forever to go into labour with DS2 (born 42 weeks)

oh well and too late for that. now I need a shrinky gel

You'd be amazed (or not) what men are known for popping up their botski. At least he's using lube ...he could be using that for a posh wank too.

A posh wank? How is that different from a common or garden wank? Do tell!

I don'y get it :S

He had some lubricant for wanking? Is that the taboo thing, what's wrong with that?

Ahh right now I get it, sorry lol

@ garden wank

if he is new to doing it in the garden would his nickname be "green fingers"?

I just hope he is not caught on Google Earth while "fertilising the soil"

Hee Hee Zing, nailed it again!

I think I would have to ask him about it, OP, are you going to? Would love to know his reply. :)

He isn't Goatse, is he?

LOL MrsSchadenfreude. That really made me laugh

What else was in that drawer? A humongous butt plug? If not I wouldn't lend his stapler if I were you. :)

MrsSchadenfreude having spent a drunken evening on holiday googling "auto fellatio" I'd say that's not as easy as you'd imagine and you've clearly imagined it!

MrsSchadenfreude, those of us who were teenage lads once have all tried it at least a dozen couple of times.

any light shed on this mystery yet OP?

Does he have one of these?

Sorry to be a bit dim but WTAF are you suggesting he's been doing with the lube by himself ?

If DH was shoving things up his own arse alone I'd be a bit lot

I thought the school holidays had finished?

"men are a bit like dogs"

Chase sticks? Hump table legs? Sniff out contraband at airports?....

I'm confused!

Lol at is he a vet.

Who is he dilating?