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Things you would love to say to crappy BIL/SIL but can't really get away with just yet

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LittleMissRayofHope · 30/06/2014 11:56

Ok, so as the title says, things you would love to say to siblings partners but you can't really fat away with.

My sis is living with a total knobhead. He's 25 and has his first mortgage and a good job, Italian (so clearly far far superior to us, better looking nice skin etc) he is incredibly metrosexual and doesn't have any involvement with us cos he can't be bothered.
He is also obsessed with the size of his cock and tells my sis (on a daily basis) how huge he is and how lucky she is and how she'll never see a bigger cock then his.

I would love to tell them that:
A) buying a house because you were left a huge inheritance does not put you in a position to dole out financial advice to everyone around you cos 'I'm so successful and so young'
B) I couldn't give a shit what country he comes from but if England is so rubbish would he please fuck off back to Italy!
C) just because you don't get a blow job at the end of every meal you cook does not mean she doesn't love/care for you!
And
d) he really should stop obsessing over how HUGE his 8inch cock is as everyone can tell seeing as it is stuck to his equally huge forehead!!

Ahhh that feels better... She is planning to leave as she has finally seen through him and realised how desperate, immature, needy, controlling he is. Thank god!

Feel free to share the unsayable things you would LOVE to say!

OP posts:
AncientBallerina · 06/07/2014 01:17

SIL, it is not ok to phone me in October (October???) to tell me what you have decided the Christmas menu is going to be in my parents MY PARENTS HOUSE.

alltherightfriends · 08/07/2014 02:23

SILto be, no you are not going to be my bridesmaid. And no, it is not because I'm afraid you will look better than me as you so kindly suggested, but because I have sisters and friends who actually like me and speak to me and my wedding day is not going to be about you.

Ahhhh that's better.

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