Things you would love to say to crappy BIL/SIL but can't really get away with just yet

[LittleMissRayofHope]

Ok, so as the title says, things you would love to say to siblings partners but you can't really fat away with.

My sis is living with a total knobhead. He's 25 and has his first mortgage and a good job, Italian (so clearly far far superior to us, better looking nice skin etc) he is incredibly metrosexual and doesn't have any involvement with us cos he can't be bothered.
He is also obsessed with the size of his cock and tells my sis (on a daily basis) how huge he is and how lucky she is and how she'll never see a bigger cock then his.

I would love to tell them that:
A) buying a house because you were left a huge inheritance does not put you in a position to dole out financial advice to everyone around you cos 'I'm so successful and so young'
B) I couldn't give a shit what country he comes from but if England is so rubbish would he please fuck off back to Italy!
C) just because you don't get a blow job at the end of every meal you cook does not mean she doesn't love/care for you!
And
d) he really should stop obsessing over how HUGE his 8inch cock is as everyone can tell seeing as it is stuck to his equally huge forehead!!

Ahhh that feels better... She is planning to leave as she has finally seen through him and realised how desperate, immature, needy, controlling he is. Thank god!

Feel free to share the unsayable things you would LOVE to say!

Well I'm feeling quite annoyed with some of you, I must say.

DB I detest you & have since I was a child. I always knew there was something not quite right about you. You were a nasty spiteful child & you have grown up to be a nasty vindictive man & the only reason I am keeping quiet about your criminal conviction for violence is because our DM is old & frail. Everyone else knows though

Nothing to contribute to this thread as I only have one SIL who is ace, and dragging up ex-in-laws is cheating, but now I really have to know the story behind Attila's BIL and the soft toy!

Forget the gym and try doing some housework for a change, you might actually shift some weight then.
Make your DCs a meal for a change instead of constant facebooking and expecting DB to cook after a long day at work.
Basically you are a sluttern.

Bil-to-be, I hate you for putting your lovely parents and brother and me in the position where we know you shag around when you visit the uk without your dw. You are a hypocritical bastard and when the shit hits the fan I'll be the one switching it to high.

SIL you are a jealous little twat. You are completely untrustworthy. But everyone seems to act like the sun shines out of your ass. You are boring and a martyr, I feel sorry for my DB and MY DN's.

minnie tell us more about the shit hitting the fan?

SIL I really don't think you should marry him. The fact he cheated on you repeatedly during the first six months of your relationship was red flag enough, but he also looks like Peter Kay and has the intellectual capacity of a turnip.

It also makes me sad that he has moved you miles from everyone who loves you but he has lots of friends and family there, so is always out while you stay in alone in that dingy house. You should be doing the job you studied so hard for, not the menial one he prefers because he doesn't want you doing shifts.

You're 22. You've got your whole life ahead of you.

Hi. First ever post! Dear SIL yes your thinner than me. No, that doesn't mean you can give me weight loss advice. I lost 6 stone. You lost 4 pounds. And don't tell me how my mother is, she lives with me, i already know!!! Ugh! I hate that you wormed your way in to my life. My brother married you. I didn't. Bitch. And p.s yes, you are using the coil. How do i know?you told my mother who told me!!!

Sil, you are a nasty, nasty, evil cow. You are the most bitter jealous person I have ever met. I think the fact you 'don't speak to any of your own siblings, your parents, my other brothers and their wives and any of your nieces or nephews says something.

I understand why you speak to my Mother, she's rich! You still manage to be a bitch to her by making sure she knows she won't be allowed to see your kids if she says anything out of line. She knows she has to effectively 'pay' to see your kids. You have managed to completely split the family, I realise my shit of a little brother has helped you do this. You are both to blame.

I have only ever been polite to you and I have never responded to the numerous nasty things you have done. I'm glad we don't see each other anymore even though I am very sad that I don't see my nephews and nieces.

BIL you had to move in with your MIL as your bone idle fiancé can't be arsed to get a job and would rather be out getting pissed at every given opportunity. Stop moaning whilst standing at the bar that you have no money.

When you have kids here's a bit of worldly advice that obviously passed you by 'it's your job to look after them'. Oh and the world doesn't owe either of you anything.

Don't get me started about the fact you didn't attend your own brothers wedding. Ok it was abroad but my family have genuinely zero money yet they all came. Would a couple of days have hurt you. Fuck you I'm done with you and your dumb ass fiancé.

That feels amazing. So glad I argued with them a few months ago and I couldn't care less if we never speak again.

STB-EXSIL, I just want you to know, you were the moodiest, most boring bitch I've ever met, you were so rude, made my DB have a wedding he didnt want just to please you, bought an expensive house to please you, always spent xmas with your family in the 8 years you were together.

Then you went on cheated on his with a friend of your Dad's who is 20 years older than you, probably before you even got married.

When in 20 years time, you are 50, childless and wiping you OM's backside, remember that is what you asked for. If you get a slap from the man's kids who disowned him, I'll laugh, because its what you deserved for being such a awful, greedy, cold hearted bitch.

BIL, you have brought out the worst in my sister. She was always greedy grasping and selfish, but then so are you, you encouraged each other. How you think it was okay to persuade a terminally sick man to "lend" you all that money is beyond me, how when my aunt drove him 200 miles to visit you he wasn't even offered a cup of tea.
You were only interested in the money and thats all you have ever been interested in.
I would love to tell you that my poor dear dad wanted to change his will and cut you both out, but my and my other Dsis talked him out of it saying we'd see a solicitor when he felt a little better knowing he had only days left.
You don't realise the hurt and anguish you caused at a time when we were mourning my dad, and to try and take us to court because you thought, no "believed" that we had run off with assets of the estate shows what deeply damaged individuals you both are.
Well that backfired on you didn't it and I shudder to think what your solicitors bills were for all those letters etc.
It hurts deeply that you believed that we would be capable of such a thing, talk about judging others by your own standards!!
You are now hugely wealthy, neither of you have to work, I hope you are happy, as you have virtually no friends, the wider family, cousins, aunts, uncles, etc have distanced themselves from you, as over the years you have shown what truly selfish unlikeable people that you are.
I have no insults for you, you have no consciences, one day I hope karma will come and bite you on the bum.

To counter balance I adore my bil he is the best. When dsis pregnant he made up pregnant woman's treat box full of lovely toiletries, books, choc etc. he is a really fun uncle. He is always a good laugh and kind and thoughtful. His family are ace I am now friends with his sister as our dc same age. He is in process of arranging a surprise birthday event for my sister involving all our family. He works with disadvantaged youths. Do I win best bil competition?!

BIL died this week. He wrote his own eulogy for a "friend" to read out and friend passed it on to the family to add a few words. It's the biggest work of self aggrandising bullshit fiction I've ever read. Feel sorry for the chap having to read it out.
As a consequence of us seeing that (and his behaviour over the last few years) not one of his extended family are attending the funeral.
Sad...

I have no idea how old this thread is but thank you OP! I so need this right now...

SIL you are a hypochondriac, attention seeking, whining, entitled, selfish, slobby, asshole.

We ensured you had the best holidays possible at crippling expense to us when you visited us overseas with DB. In return, after inviting us to stay with you when we moved back you totally went out of your way to make us feel so unwelcome. This full well knowing how hard the move was going to be with a baby and a toddler after almost 20 years away. We weren't expecting hotel treatment by any stretch of the imagination but really making us do ALL the house work, cook all the meals etc. was a bit much.

If I never have to see you laying on the sofa in your pyjamas expecting me to pick up your dirty socks again it will be too soon!!

The penny dropped after that experience. You are FAKE and can't keep the facade up for long. Slowly everyone is finding out that the giggly, friendly chatty you is NOT what's under the mask.

I hope you don't spend too much time wondering why DB works such long hours. It's NOT to keep staff costs down... It's to stay clear of YOU.

You are so fucking lazy you expect everyone to take it in turns being a nanny to your baby. Stop fucking whining, get off your ass, and raise your own child. You have no clue how lucky you are. The fact that you have not even had to go to the grocery store yet with DN is telling.

Thanks for lying about being ill to not have to come to my sons 2nd birthday - his first one with family. Hope you enjoyed your massage. That was the final nail in the coffin.

You don't need a doctor you need a psychiatrist.

mum: You thoughtless selfish unfair controlling witch.
Thats why you are on your own

S: yes you are ill - but not with what you say you have
your failure to make a decision or take on any responsibility have touched everybody you know - and ruined some of them - yes everybody does blame you for your children

BIL: and you just stood back and let it happen - spineless arse

SIL/BIL: no my kids don’t even like you any more, and when I told them that I had to tell you what to buy them for all those amazing Christmas and birthday presents - that took the shine of your money too...and after all what else have you given them? not your time certainly.

Sil and bil. Just because you have your own business doesn't mean you can look down your nose at us. We both work full time too. At least we are bringing up our kids to know the value of something not like you who are still doling out cash to your adult children who have hugely expensive tastes but don't work. Providing them with the latest cars and foreign holidays and houses whilst they don't work in return is doing them.no favours at all.
I know you hate us both but keep up a coolly polite facade to us. I'd love to know what we've done wrong. I suspect it's because you feel we didn't do enough for mil when she became ill. All I used to hear was everything you did but we just didn't complain as loudly as you. We did our fair share quietly in the background don't worry.
I'm sorry to say I think your brought up two horrible spoiled brats and children and it looks like your grandchild will be the same.
Shame on you. Money does not bring you common sense.

Jeepers you lot have some issues with your BILs and SILs! I am a very lucky person, my BIL and SIL on my DH's side are great, they do an awesome job of bringing up their children and they never interfere in anyone else's life (just like my fabulous PILs). My BIL (DSis' partner) is fantastic and I couldn't have wished for a better partner for her. Counting my blessings right now!

Ooo how therapeutic... dh's sil you're a knob, you never got on with your mil slagged her off all over facebook without her knowledge, never once met her without you both turning into drama queen knob heads and both crying over something to see who your dh, her ds chose to side with
How dare you after all of this then try to get involved with Mil's and dh's argument and emotionally blackmail dh into resolving the argument because it upset you.
You have known mil 5 minutes dh has known mil 26 years. Its not your place to get involved. If you fell out with your mother would my husband try and intervene? No because its not his place. Learn yours!

you are the most shit godparents ever. busy for 2 years and counting? yeah right, on you go.

Things I would like to say to not crappy SIL: you are a lovely person, and sharing family time with you is a huge bonus of my marriage.

Things I would like to say to crappy SIL: please stop being hateful and patronising about children with special needs. My Ds has autism. You know this but you still come out with comments which are cruel and mortifying. You are a teacher. Where's your sense of professionalism? And your compassion?

Sil

Put a smile on your god damn face it won't crack you know your 33 not 100 have some fun and try not to be so fucking stuck up we're all from the same background with the same up bringing you are no better than me or my dcs Infact your dd would rather live with her nan than you because your so misarable! Oh and I really am not looking forward to spending a week with you or mil I'm holiday I would rather it just be me and my dcs...and breath.

Sil #2

Please stop slagging me off you don't know me well enough you have only met your dn 3 times they are almost 4 the last time was two years ago they didn't even get invited to your wedding even though all the rest of your dn and their dad did oh and speaking of their dad your db your right I can't stand him yes I did kick him out why because he is a lying cheating lowlife who chooses his gf over his dcs so stick that up your arse you bitch.