How do you know when 'tonight's the night' ? [wink]

[Sexnight]

You know, like 'fetch the penis beaker'......

I realised last night that we have a 'sex light' - the usual bedside lights aren't on, but the light in the cupboard is.....sexy!!

Go on, how do YOU know you're in luck??

Isn't Google wonderful...
Jack Russelling

To grab your girlfriend's anus hair between your teeth and shake your head vigorously. Just like a Jack Russell wrestling with a piece of rope.

Anus hair? Is there a different expressing for pubic hair?

Makes me realize what a sheltered life I have led. Fortunately.

Jack Russelling. Huh. So you do the washing up naked then? Huh.

Jack Russeling :o Every day's a school day on MN... :o

That's an interesting take on "Jack Russeling"

I thought it was normally used on here to depict the dry humping that some blokes seem to think will make women go into deliriums of sexual anticipation and their knickers fall off.

I just get a slap on the arse, and " you're getting a pounding later" ...

tbf we have a pretty good SL, usually at least every other day. with 2 kids under 5 thats no mean feat lol.

Jack Russelling?

you learn something new..

ugh jack russelling just put me off breakfast thanx

When I get into bed "You have far too many clothes on".

But it's more a case of communicating when one of us isn't in the mood - the default is that we will.

However, a mention of being a bit tired (we'll just have a quickie then) or a bit poorly (I've got something that will make you feel better) still doesn't usually mean no sex! I think there's only been one night in a year and a half that we haven't done it (+ plenty of daytime sessions too).

I know the novelty will wear off one of these days

Jack Russelling

bogey

Ones usually a quicky - less than 15 mins then a normal session with all the extras.

We both do have high sex drives though mine is slightly higher than his, all my friends think I'm mad/lying/doing it because he makes me etc. I just enjoy it! I have problems sleeping and it makes me sleepy!

An ex-BF used to say 'I want to stick it in' or 'Can I stick it in?'. Alternatively he used to say in a really loud and whiny voice 'I wanna FUUUUCK!'.

Vile.

We leave the bath in, so we can get back in after, that's the signal yes, we do share a bath..and no we don't smell..

I get a text saying "You're gonna get it later" - however we are 3 months into relationship....

you're not getting away with it tonight.
fancy a shag?
you up for it?

The usual romantic stuff when you've been married as long as we have.

wanna get nekkid?
fancy a shag?

Winnie, I get the helicopter too. Sooooo romantic.

Lol just saw this again
Yes AnyFucker has the correct description for the term jack russelling well in this case anyway .. I don't have anus hair
He does and its vile
Then he wonders why I've pulled a face and walked away for the past four months. I do have a four month old baby too so he can double fuck right off.
Sometimes I think I'm just viewed by him as something to use as a wank aid

Ugh, TTGBITN, that must be a pretty horrible feeling

Asked about the helicopter and Jack russelling at work today- it was a great lunch time!! Thanks you guys.

What is a "helicopter", please? I have visions of a "semi" being whirled around in an erotic manner? I am correct.

For those of you who are at sex every night; my explanation is my mid-life crisis. DH has always been up for it and we have had some very dry spells in our 20 years together, but since I hit 40, I am "mad for it".

I am led to believe it is the act of swinging your nob round like a helicopter....no hands allowed!!!

A colleague reckoned he could do a chanook, a two bladed helicopter, with his nob and his nads!! Haha

And it is about as erotic as it sounds.....so not at all.

Why are men to proud of their willies? I dont consider my vagina to be a source of pride, just a thing...part of me that does a job. Or perhaps I am missing something, so for every man who drives a massive car because he has a small penis, there is a woman who drives a Smartcar because she has a big fanny? I cant see it somehow though......

Am I correct?

Sex is funny, Bogey, we have had our most raucous laughter in bed. Cocks aren't pretty, they are a bit comical looking, aren't they? And it's a bit of a shame not to raise a snigger when a fanny fart occurs.

I agree Cunty I should have inserted (fnaaar) a few :o in my post!

Sex should be light hearted sometimes, sometimes it should be passionate, sometimes intense, sometimes quick, sometimes slow, sometimes it should make you laugh, it should always make you feel good and in a relationship, it should bring you closer.
It doesn't matter how you get there, as long as it works for both of you.