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Am i a psycho or what? will cling to your leg forever

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singledadofthree · 15/07/2006 02:56

not me honest - just asking for a friend

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nightowl · 15/07/2006 02:58

sodding superglue

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singledadofthree · 15/07/2006 02:58

any excuse - so explain yerself - now, now, now

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nightowl · 15/07/2006 02:59

you're a woman really. i can tell....gunning fer a bitta gossip?

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singledadofthree · 15/07/2006 03:01

now i know i'm not easily offended but there is a limit - do i look like a woman? with these legs?

so fess up then

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nightowl · 15/07/2006 03:06

are they hairy truckers legs?

ok then...since its just me and you and obviously no-one else will ever see this. (apart from in the morning)...

why do men do that thing when they have to really irritate you by coming to your house every night, sending you sweet sweet messages and all that crap...then backing off a few weeks later saying its getting a "bit heavy"...when all the "heavyness" was coming from them? eh? eh? pmsl. of course, a psycho like me wouldnt understand that . wouldnt mind if i had reciprocated.

is that glue remover i see you trying to buy?

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singledadofthree · 15/07/2006 03:13

these here hairy legs are mine - no truckers getting their hands on them.

had to go back and check that thread - was thinking he was the one enamoured by super glue. Is an odd thing when that happens though - hear of it often enough - although i cant remember much of such things. if it wasnt to be though i wouldnt be too bothered - you not reciprocating and all - maybe that was it - you need to reciprocate

will apply lashings of glue remover just to be safe

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nightowl · 15/07/2006 03:15

like heck i need to...i did once and hence the psycho accusations. anyway...nay mind that sordid stuff...what are you doing up so late?

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singledadofthree · 15/07/2006 03:21

who me ?

arghhh...ger off me leg....hehe....am writing mail when i should be sleeping - and not even been out.

did you sort out your rabble problem?

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nightowl · 15/07/2006 03:23

ah yes, sort of. my flowers were doing lovely until my garden hose broke. looks like a dry wasteland now...tumbleweed blowing past and everything. i just banned the lot of them. simple solution.

nightowl · 15/07/2006 03:24

and stop kicking me.

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singledadofthree · 15/07/2006 03:25

kicking, me?

you just have to relax your grip a bit - even super glue aint that strong

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singledadofthree · 15/07/2006 03:26

sorry about the flowers - seems ages ago - hope the other mums didnt give you a hard time

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nightowl · 15/07/2006 03:28

sorry, was it my new gel nail extensions sticking in your leg? do apologise. did you get the slug? i sent it first class.

nightowl · 15/07/2006 03:28

they wouldnt dare cus im ard.

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singledadofthree · 15/07/2006 03:37

munching on it now...you have gel nails ? classy - and just right for the clingy touch.

so you got your house neat and tidy now then...? not a neighbour in sight - until the next victim of course

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nightowl · 15/07/2006 03:39

actually my house is a tip at the moment, i seem to have let it go. really needed to tidy up tonight but its friday..and friday is takeaway night, then mn called to me. i am a domestic slut.

but my garden is neat now there are no flowers to tend to

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singledadofthree · 15/07/2006 03:47

and you blamed the hoards for yer messy house - will have to give it an inspection - and you still owe me half that takeaway

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nightowl · 15/07/2006 03:50

im afraid to say that i just ate the other half of it. well it was chicken korma (sp?). i even WALKED to my fave restaurant to pick it up as they dont deliver. i have got a good excuse though as dd this week, has been hell on wheels (more so than usual), she's been hitting me again and started biting now....doncha just love em. im full of teeth marks.

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singledadofthree · 15/07/2006 03:54

that'll be the anklebiter in her - hope you have grown out of such malarky - will be known as a psycho - runs off for super glue

you still doing your studies? could be a childminder dont forget

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nightowl · 15/07/2006 03:57

childminder? dont swear at me young man.

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singledadofthree · 15/07/2006 04:00

oh - young man - can go with that - sure youre not a granny incognito?

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nightowl · 15/07/2006 04:06

damn, you busted me! its not my kids really, its my grandkids. wow...dont you have to be up soon...its 4am!!!

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singledadofthree · 15/07/2006 04:09

yep - youre busted - and i do have to be up soon - is the latest ive been up for ages ....and no takeaway either. just a distraction here and there - which is always good.
and your littluns will be getting you up soon no doubt.
thought you had cleared off there with the granny jibe

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nightowl · 15/07/2006 04:13

nah, watching eastenders too, us woman are good at multitasking you see. i havent been up this late for ages either. will be dragging on the floor tomorrow no doubt. havent broken my record though...we had an all night thread on here once....but i was talking to americans so they were cheating imo.

nightowl · 15/07/2006 04:15

is your email an essay!!!? cant beleive you're still writing it.