Am i a psycho or what? will cling to your leg forever

[singledadofthree]

not me honest - just asking for a friend

hmm...talking to americans - does give them the upper hand.

would you believe its getting light outside - will be the embarassing bit soon where we see who is the one diong the clingy leg bit. sure no one will read this in the morning

so i guess you are an unclingy single again then?

i guess so...im gutted. it was a long relationship. i mean two weeks.....{shakes head sadly}.

is it getting light already? jeez. hope dd is having a lie in today.

it is light here altho I'm up north - dont know if that helps - us being a bright bunch.

and a whole 2 weeks - i'm impressed - cant blame your reciprocating

expect you'll find mr right lurking somewhere. just grab yerself a likely lad and pin him down

im not a hairy trucker..i couldnt pin a feather down. and life doesnt revolve around you men you know (feminist approach kicking in) . im going to be tired tomorrow and its all your fault.

am humbly apologetic for keeping you up - will indeed be sleeping in tomorrow - only ds here and he sleeps well.
would not confuse you with hairy trucker i'm sure
and would never believe you to be the femiinist kicker type either

sarcasm is the lowest form of wit didnt you know? {innocent emoticon}.

well, although im very clingy i have applied some glue remover and will be retiring shortly...because im knackered.

and we need to kill this thread before everyone gets up and thinks im psycho?!! lol

sure those that know you will think.....nah - couldnt be you
and yes - i wont take offence when you leave me for an empty bed....sob....and you thought what about sarcasm?
btw - did you know you were the first mner i posted to in july last year?
just thought i'd tell you before you disappear again

oh hangy on....july last year? did you have a different name? {worried now}...for gawd's sake man...now you just know i have to have a look. was i embarrassing? eh? eh? paranoid...looks around sharply......did i hate you?

calm down

did have a different name and was only slightly wound at the time - and i told you then everything would turn out hunky dory ...altho have never said that before
see - i was right - didnt know about the psycho bit tho

c'mon give me a clue...im intruiged...was i being miserable again?

no not miserable - only hint of screaming banshee
and here you are now - will see if i can track it down hold on

no, no...dont do a link please.

sob...it is one of the deleted ones...mn doig spring cleaning

doing

i looked and i cant find anything for july last year. did i row with you? just refresh my memory discreetly. was it a thread i started?

oh stop fretting - you didnt row with me at all - was something about absent fathers not bothering - sorry for the reminder - just told you things would come together and they had to prove they wanted to get involved sorry

lol! that could be any number of my rants then..are you giving me a shouting at now? dont mess with me {puffs up and looks hard}.

course youre not getting a shouting at - keep yer hair on - wouldnt risk an invasion of slugs

just thought id mention its a year since i came on here - was my first posting you see - havent told anyone else - i keep changing my name you see, and you go for a few weeks and thought i wouldnt get chance to tell you again

you can unpuff yerself - didnt mean to ruffle yer feathers

my feathers are great...and i just found you through other means. thats because i am a stalker you see. i remember the post now but didnt realise it had been so long!

(is it too late to leave my kids home alone to get a coathanger in the postbox and fish out that dead rat i sent you?). do us a favour and ring royal mail will ya?

phew - got out of that without a screaming

no worries about the rat - it'll only get lost on its journey north

and yeah - time flies does it not - have found the thread after all - it still lurks in there.

and have i earned meself a stalker - only took a year - wonder what the next year has in store - it appears you never can tell - we still mates then - hopes for some takeaway in the post

sending a half eaten nan bread with lipstick on your way. hope you enjoy it

oh thanks - just knew it was worth staying up - will enjoy every bit - hopes lipstick doesnt clash with my eyes

should i let you get to bed - is tomorrow already - you gonna be awfully mad at me if you keep falling asleep

are your eyes that red now? mine are. i better go afore we bump this thread...there's already people up. {prises head off keyboard}. maybe tomorrow me could have a row? that could be fun .

g'night

oh no - not our first row - g'night and sweet dreams

i meant we, not me btw. yes, you are the man and so OBVIOUSLY you will start it. going now..nightowl has left the building.