Go on, tell us your pet name(s)...

[tracypenisbeaker]

Ours include 'bubby' and 'honey' primarily, but 'cookie-muffin,' 'mama's crumbles' (something on the menu at Frankie and Benny's, I think) 'cookie-pudding', and 'corn puff toes' have all cropped up from time to time. Sad, I know.

I want to hear your most saccharine, cringiest monikers!

My current squeeze tried calling me 'angel' but was met with such withering scorn that he's now stopped. I am no fucking angel....

Mine was GiGi after a bra intervention

His was his name plus 'cakes' on the end - my iphone did an autocorrect, and that's what I called him thereafter!

Oh, and Mrs'HisInitial'tb (to be) until he remembered he was already married. Wanker

Twat normally.....but in a loving manner

mugwump
monkey face
pickle
angel

He calls me 'snotty' and I call him 'gappy'......

Chickypoo!

my brother calls me snotface from Drop Dead Fred

More than words
If your oh is called Johnny I shall laugh.
My phone corrects. Johnny to johnnycake for some reason

Mine would out me more tha. I already out myself

Fathead for DH - am very romantic me!

I call DP 'chicken' or 'kitten' quite often, or spoonerise his name. Mostly its to annoy him and he does it back to me. Whoever can get the cringiest one usually wins.

We have loads and loads for each other. They change every few months as one name gradually morphs into another.

The one consistent thing we have is how I respond to him telling me he loves me:

Dh "I love you, Captain"
Me "You stink of shit"

BTW, this is only for special occasions, normally I just say "I love you too".

Pumpkin . Sausage. Mostly honey.. Darling... Lover (said in a wurzels stylee), sunshine. That's when we were still together. Now the names I call him aren't quite so affectionate, obvs

God, I can't believe I'm going to tell you all this:

The baby lamb

We also learnt to say it in a variety of different languages. We split up years ago......

I'm The Poopietoad.

Jayne yes!!

We used to be "hisname-bear" and "myname-bear"" before we had DD, now we're Mummy Bear and Daddy Bear

DH sometimes refers to me as "sugar tits" and I call him "Big Poo".

He is Mr wolf or baboon/ ape and he calls me juee

He calls me mumper; I call him snogpot.

Him to me - Melons
Me to him - Stinky

Dp calls me baby girl (normaly when he firat wakes up from shift work) dueing the day its babbie I call me babbie or hunni

He calls me The Cookie Hunter (I'm 37+4 pregnant)
I call him Moose
We use all the usual too, princess, monkey, sweety.

DH calls me chuckles sometimes. I call him sweetie or sweetheart. V v boring.

My dad used to call me McGillicuddy for some reason.

We do have this "magic word" that we use on each other when we are having a stupid argument and we are stuck in a downward spiral and need/want to snap out of it without losing face.

Snagglepuss.

I. Am. Not. Kidding.

DSIL and DBro call each other Cow and Chicken. Turns some heads and gets some dirty looks when he shouts down the road at his lovely wife "COW!! Co-oooow!" but really it's from a cartoon called Cow and Chicken and they are a couple and the cow is the girl.

I get called 'chicken'. I normally call him 'Pop-Pop' because, if anyone gets it, "Pop-Pop gets a treat?"