He's 29, I'm older: do I need to deforest the lady garden?

[Shyer]

Namechanged due to several types of cringe in this post.

I havent had sex for years and I am mortified that I won't know what to do.

As a first step, do I have to go bald? Or can I get away with a neat trim.

MNetters, please tell me I won't have forgotten how to do a blowjob either. Any hints more than gratefully received.

International over share and she hasn't had sex for a few years.... She hasn't lost her memory "make sure you are fully aroused"... FFS.

I think he probably won't be used to full on 70s Afro minge so give it a bit of a trim so it isn't huge but after that leave it alone!

Do you think we can put some kind of broadcast out to stop mean de-hairing themselves? One guy I met shaved from his arse to his chest. It was such a disappointment.

And TMI be blowed (so to speak). It's only spunk.

Perhaps he is even now worrying about whether or not to shave his own... Or maybe he is too busy thinking about having a good time & enjoying spending time with you. Seriously, perhaps give it a trim - easier maintenance than trying to keep your pubs completely free of stubble. Pube stubble might give him a rash (ex DH had a stubbly face which gave me rashes when we first went out)

Pube stubble is a nightmare. Chest stubble just makes me feel like I'm petting a hedgehog.

I did it!!!! THANKS TO MN I HAD A SHAG! he is lovely and I am going to see him again.

I love you all.....

He hadn't shaved his balls had he?

No! he was lovely and snuggly, very furry balls. Schweet.

Oh so glad he didn't have creepy shaven balls

Aww furry balls! Hairy lady gardens FTW

Yay to lovely furry balls and hairy minnies!

This thread has cheered up my commute no end

What a great update. Made me feel all happy inside .

I don't get the wet wipes thing.

I hate getting spunk on my face but I quite like falling asleep next to my man all encrusted with the stuff. Wouldn't dream of wiping it off. I'd be a bit offended if he did too.

Apart from all else, I'm not woken up by it leaking out later.

I'm not a "jump up and shower" type (I find it really unsettling if someone does that, like I'm filthy), but I am not keen on waking up with spunk crust on me. I tend to make men use condoms or come outside, so I don't get the leaks.

Personally it all goes. Even with trimming its still a mess. Wish I had a more aesthetically pleasing bush. Can't be bothered with the upkeep really.

Would hate for a guy to do the same though... Plucked chicken springs to mind. I do like a man to be hairy (excluding back....ew)

Totally shaved vaginas remind me of uncooked chicken fillets. Hair adds some definition and as long as you're clean, neat and tidy then everything would be fine with me.

I can't speak for all men though.

It really is plucked chicken territory. It's vile. And shaved men look all gibletty.

Love this thread. Yay to shag! Hope it was lovely.

Generally I like a hairy man too..... However there was one ex who had the most ridiculous penis bush. He had a sizeable penis but it was just surrounded by this huge thatch of pubes. Blow jobs were just disgusting. I didn't tell him that one of the reasons I split with him was because of his man bush.