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Original poster

He's bloody m,oaning at me and it makes me want to cosh him with a frozen chicken.

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colditz · 13/05/2006 22:34

I have just been to Asda, trudged around, buying all the stuff we need, summer clothes for ds1, jeans for dp(grr) 2 cheap vest tops for me, loads of food,nappies etc.

Just walked in, dp moans, "Oh I told you not to but all this stuff, where are we going to put it all!"

Duh, in the cupboard, you tit.

AND he moaned that I didn't buy him any yoghurts.

Well, actually, yes I bloody did. But, and it's an important but, I do not keep a list of all his likes and dislikes in my head. He seems to think I do, and whined "But you know I don't like chocolate fudge flavour yoghurt!"

FFS. And he wonders why I get ratty with him! I'm knackered!

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sallystrawberry · 13/05/2006 22:35

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Mascaraohara · 13/05/2006 22:36

tell him to naff off.

ScummyMummy · 13/05/2006 22:36

Pour the chocolate fudge yogurt over his head.

Beauregard · 13/05/2006 22:37
Angry Any other items of food that you can wallop him with?
AllieBongo · 13/05/2006 22:37

i'd gob in his yogurt and tell him it's cappucino flavour. This is what you really needed:

"Well done for buying all these wonderful cheap but nice goods for our family. What would we do without you. You are so thoughful and always put us first, hence the reason you are trudging around ASDA on a saturday night"

hth x

AllieBongo · 13/05/2006 22:37

i'd gob in his yogurt and tell him it's cappucino flavour. This is what you really needed:

"Well done for buying all these wonderful cheap but nice goods for our family. What would we do without you. You are so thoughful and always put us first, hence the reason you are trudging around ASDA on a saturday night"

hth x

jampots · 13/05/2006 22:37

you freeze your chickens?

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colditz · 13/05/2006 22:38

I can't. I* haven't frozen it yet.Sad

And by the time it is frozen I wioll have gone to bed.

I shall give him a yoghurt enema with the chocolate fudge flavour while he is sleepin, when he wakes up he'll think he has soiled himself. Har.

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mummylovesus · 13/05/2006 22:38

pml - where are we going to put it all

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colditz · 13/05/2006 22:39

thankyou ABWink

Yes I freeze my chickens. We haven't got a car so supermarket shopping is dependant on when I can get a lift, but we have got 2 freezers.

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TambaTheDragonSlayer · 13/05/2006 22:40

Colditz, did you have your baby yet? Was off line so probably missed the anouncement :)

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colditz · 13/05/2006 22:42

Yes, thanks for asking Tamba. I had Daniel 3 weeks ago.

which makes dp's comments even worse, really!

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Mascaraohara · 13/05/2006 22:45

You've just had a baby?????

Tell him he's an ungrateful tw*t and tip the yogurt over his head!

busybusybee · 13/05/2006 22:45

Reckon your dp should have got the shopping himself seeing as you have only just had a baby

Well either that or not complain at your effort! I could hardly walk for 6 weeks after both of mine were born - he should be jolly grateful!

arfy · 13/05/2006 22:45
Shock Cosh him with whatever you can lay your hands on, the git!
mummylovesus · 13/05/2006 22:46

IMO he was a brave man - with all those new fresh baby hormones - I still have mine and ds is now 6 months - hit him with the chicken!!!!!!!!!

TambaTheDragonSlayer · 13/05/2006 22:46

Awe congratualtions on the birth of Daniel :)

Cant believe you are doing the big family shop though!!! you should be at home relaxing. Shame on your dp!!!

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colditz · 13/05/2006 22:54

Thankyou all.

I know you can do nothing about it, but it cheers me up when people agree with meGrin

FWIW he started ar$e licking after I exploded a bit, so he knows he was out of order.

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ScummyMummy · 13/05/2006 22:58

Daniel is a superb name, btw. :)

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colditz · 13/05/2006 23:01

Thakyou. Ds1 has an old fashioned name, so I couldn't call ds2 anything outlandish, like, I dunno, Ratchet, or something.

It had to 'match'. Sad of me, I know.

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ScummyMummy · 13/05/2006 23:02

One of my twins is Daniel. The other isn't Rachet so I guess I know what you mean!

jampots · 13/05/2006 23:05

just tell him to fuck off and do the shopping next week - and buy you a car Smile

AttilaTheMeerkat · 14/05/2006 08:40

Many congratulations on the birth of baby Daniel!.

I remember your previous postings; this man of yours has always been somewhat a pain in the posterior hasn't he?.

And where pray was he when you and your children trudged around ASDA?. If he wanted his special yoghurt then he shoul have assisted you with the shopping!!!. He's lucky he got any yoghurt at all the ungrateful arse.

Hit him with the chicken nah - a shovel's far better!!.

SSSandy · 14/05/2006 10:37

For goodness sake don't bruise the chicken!

Twiglett · 14/05/2006 10:39

am particularly enamoured of the 'where are we going to put it all" .. does he put clothes away much then? Grin