He's bloody m,oaning at me and it makes me want to cosh him with a frozen chicken.

[colditz]

I have just been to Asda, trudged around, buying all the stuff we need, summer clothes for ds1, jeans for dp(grr) 2 cheap vest tops for me, loads of food,nappies etc.

Just walked in, dp moans, "Oh I told you not to but all this stuff, where are we going to put it all!"

Duh, in the cupboard, you tit.

AND he moaned that I didn't buy him any yoghurts.

Well, actually, yes I bloody did. But, and it's an important but, I do not keep a list of all his likes and dislikes in my head. He seems to think I do, and whined "But you know I don't like chocolate fudge flavour yoghurt!"

FFS. And he wonders why I get ratty with him! I'm knackered!

I feel i should point out in his defence that I went to Asda with my mum and left the children with him.

But he's pissed me off again today because aparently I "know" he prefers marg to butter.

WHY does he think I keep a list of his food preferances in my head? To match the list of his shift times and relatives and friends' birthdays?

I told him I did not know he prefered marg, I never know what he likes to eat, because not only is he a grade A 9 stone fussy sod, and his preferances change daily, but whenever he tells me I make no effort to remember because I do not effing care. If he specifically asks for something, he'll get it. If not, tough titty.

had enough today, he's being a knob./

have you ever read the Road Dahl Tales of the Unexpected where a woman killed her husband with a frozen leg of lamb and then ate the evidence?

I think he should do the shopping

lol at Alliebongo's suggestion
grr Colditz, what a nob

there was a great tales of the unexpected once. the woman killed her husband - koshed him with a fozen chicken. she then cooked it and gave the police some - who ate it - they ate the evidence. so she couldnt be prosecuted

Tell him he is being very ungrateful and sounds like a spoilt brat. Yes i remember that tales from the unexpected on TV and that one bout the chicken. Wrap that bl...y chicken round his neck ! He sounds like my FIL who "always likes a desert after dinner", so MIL jumps up waits on him hand and foot, washes the dishes, takes her insulin injection and then makes coffee after. Even seen her wash the dishes at 11.10 pm poor girl. Some men dont know how lucky and spoilt they are. (mine is similar)

that's the weird thing! I have never waited on him or been all surrendered wife - I don't know where he gets the idea that I will put up with this!

i would say sod freezing the chicken! wrap it round is neck!!