Dating Thread 50 .....

[TigsytheTiger]

celebrating half a century of dating chit chat, all welcome ...

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oww I meant online messaging. I am okay at the real life thing and think I would look like a weirdo if I asked 5 random questions to his face!

kin just told me he was in the locker room but yes he fully kitted up!

You're joking OWW - he's coming here, well into town anyway, I ain't travelling to Yorkshire for no man. How are you going to fit all your gentlemen callers in ?

SP - weird, isn't it ? I find it also works the other way round too, if I have to deal with a rough cove at work, I transform into Lady Bracknell.

Is he stroking his weapon then Pom ( I might have to go out with an armed copper just so I can make a stream of smutty jokes )

Good Evening :)

Am much improved from earlier on and yesterday - going out for the day with the DC helped a lot :)

I have more sodding exam papers to mark. Not sure how that happened ah yes I need the money

XH is posh. Did anyone do the BBC class test thing recently? He came out as elite (which he felt the need to tell me more than once when the DC and he and I were at the theatre). Mr Nice and I both came out as second up from the bottom which was poor but cultured. Although I am sure it has as much validity as horoscopes I felt this was a Good Thing.

There is an interesting thread about Yoni massage in Hull at the moment. Or at least there was - may well have been deleted by now....

Back to a few more crap exam papers to mark....

btw the Dutch sailor is in Dutchland. He is very nice, open and so on, who knows.

Miranda thanks for he heads up on the yoni massage in Hull ( not a sentence I ever saw myself typing ) - it's

Juliette are you going to talk to him over the phone so you can check if he's all 'toite like a toiger' ?

toite? is this Hullish you speaketh?

ah its Dutchish. Slow tonight!

It's from Goldmember Juliette, although play your cards right, he might be as adept at yoni massage as Brian from Hull.

Ahh hull. I spent 3 years at university in Hull. Odd place...

Dont curse her with Goldmember Kin! Look what happened to my flying dutchman....Evenin all..! I have spent hrs fading, contrasting, darkening, highlighting....armed with my new face I storm the barricades of POF and OKC...to find...much of the same old guff as when I wore my old face...pah!

Although since I have tarted up the old profiles I now notice how crappy and unclear the vast majority of men's photos are...no wonder I keep getting disappointed!

'I have spent hrs fading, contrasting, darkening, highlighting'
thats what I do Ike, ends up looking nothing like me:o
probably a good thing!

Exactly Merc....I have fabulous skin now darling! Mwah!

Morning all

Day three non smoking sucks hairy donkey balls

I have the withdrawal rage

I am eating a bacon sarnie in an attempt to cheer up slightly.

Don't worry though I still know I've cracked it. If I can stand in a shop buying a bacon roll as I have just done, feeling like I do, and not even notice the cigarette counter then I know I'm fine and really have cracked it :o

Just today and tomorrow to go then all the withdrawal nonsense should be gone... and I feel I've already pretty much flattened the habit side of it. So... sorted. :o

Oh well done Lubes! Keep on the march forward!

gorgeous bich;) jealous of that lucky *stard gonna have u dead jealous:))

Just copied and pasted that. A 36 year old with no picture sent that! Does he actually think that will work?? Sounds like 12 year old!

There's a million things wrong with that line SPS if I was in the mood I could wrtite an essay...

Well done Lubey - Eye of the Tiger and all that

Ike you been inundated with suitors entranced by your new photos ?

Corrrrrrr SP he's a catch and no mistake.

Morning tout le monde, anything exciting happening ?

(The whiff of kinkiness from Showbiz grows ever stronger ...)

Hes meant to be 36! Message after that from a 18 year old saying simply shag?. Very elegant and thoroughly thought out.

So much choice! The 36 year old with the flattery or the 18 year old with the elegant words.

Still no response from TheBoy.. Been a 48 hour turnaround for replies this week and it's only been 24 .. I can't be bothered with game playing .. Ho hum .. It's putting me off a bit

lubey keep up the good work!

SP sounds like a psycho to me .. Avoid avoid !!

I am sitting by the pool, clear blue skies, sun and palm trees .. And must be around 25 already .. It's a hard life

I replied to the 18 year old saying 'no, i prefer men to boys' I got back 'men with little willys that get you pregg?'

Obviously something a manly man would say. I'm attracting loons this morning

'Shag ?' - 'Prick !'