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New beginning. Dating thread 41

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lubeybooby · 11/02/2013 23:22

Dating chit chat here :)

OP posts:
VoiceofUnreason · 13/02/2013 19:34

Dear god above at that site

KinNora · 13/02/2013 19:44

I know, I ran the gamut of reactions from 'aghast' to ' strangely fascinated' via ' surely that's too rectangular ?' when I clicked on the link

JulietteMontague · 13/02/2013 19:49

That site is possibly the most compulsive viewing ever. I now understand how some men can stare at breasts.

Menz on the thread, is it that easy to have an erection without knowing?

VoiceofUnreason · 13/02/2013 19:52

No, impossible to have an erection without knowing. In my experience.

Scrazy · 13/02/2013 19:53

So bored tonight, I've just cut my own hair, saved myself £30. Would spend it at What Katie Did on ebay but no-one to show it off too. I thought WKD sounded like Katie Price undies am I right?

I logged onto 'Are you interested' on face book as I got a message off someone local. I searched around my area and I've never seen so many ugly mugs, it's worse than POF! I despair.

ike1 · 13/02/2013 20:01

Yeah was supposed to take myself off for a Japanese meal and the cinema. But cannot rustle up the energy or interest....somethings not right.....

ike1 · 13/02/2013 20:02

I think it might be a case of VD

Snapespeare · 13/02/2013 20:03

voice I am very exited at your potential hot-date! Slow and steady wins the day. :)

I am rehearsing the STD chat. And looking at undergarments on eBay.

this was today's purchase clearly I look nothing like that in it! Expect/suspect it will be hanging off the light shade within a minute and a half, presuming STD chat doesn't result in boots on and early train.

VoiceofUnreason · 13/02/2013 20:04

Was supposed to be out tonight but my friend has cried off sick. Sod all on TV. Weighing up between
a) book, music and wine
b) dvd and wine

I'd do the washing but already done that. Oh, the excitement!

VoiceofUnreason · 13/02/2013 20:06

Snape - Voice likes that underwear!!! Guaranteed eyes on stalks from your chap in that.

Scrazy · 13/02/2013 20:09

Nice snape,

ike1 · 13/02/2013 20:10

Yeah Snape sexy but not obvious ....now have you trimmed????

ike1 · 13/02/2013 20:11

wishing I'd gone now....ooh hang on .....I might make a 10:00pm showing

OhWesternWind · 13/02/2013 20:15

Ooh Snape smokin' Smile

Voice how about a spot of light dusting (and wine) or practicing some hot disco moves to impress on your first date with La Bellissima (and wine)?

Snapespeare · 13/02/2013 20:15

I have trimmed on the basis of swimsuit levels of trimming.

But have not shaved my legs.

Or pits.

He's a feminist. I do not need to hack at my bits in order to 'please' Grin but I draw the line at unplucked chin hairs

JulietteMontague · 13/02/2013 20:17

Snape lovely choice

FlorentinePogen · 13/02/2013 20:19

Voice now I don't wish to put anyone off their dinner, but in those days it wasn't really panty liners. Sizing and and design more like a hammock on the Titanic.

Jules, that comment just reminded me of an episode from my childhood which I thought I had expunged from memory.......Shock Please indulge me.........

I would have been around 7 or 8 years old (so '67 or '68...you do the mathsSmile), we had a linen cupboard at the top of the stairs and the top shelf of cupboard was my secret hidey place where no-one would ever find me. I could just squeeze in and no more. My mother had not long come out of hospital, she had gone in for a full hysterectomy, had complications and a long convalescence in hospital had followed.

So, on this particular day, my dad had invited some family and friends round for a wee get together to say 'Welcome Home' for mum. Several cousins were there and we started to play hide and seek. Naturally, I took refuge in my secret place but whilst there, I came across a box which said 'Dr.Whites'. I had no idea what this was and showed it to my cousins, who were equally baffled...(all my age, pretty much..) We took out the contents and inspected these very large cotton pads with loops on the end. No-one had a clue as to their real function but the upshot was that 3 or 4 of us went marching into the living room pretending to be accordion players, each having a mahoosive sanitary towel looped on our wrists and subsequently being totally confused by the reaction of the tea-drinking adults. Shock

I got one of the biggest hidings of my life for my trouble......ahhh, the sixties...........Confused

JulietteMontague · 13/02/2013 20:20

and absolutely spot on with the trimming Grin

ike1 · 13/02/2013 20:20

Excellent Snape...all in disorderly fashion....sounds good! Yeah think I'll buy a box of chocs for myself and go to watch The Impossible at 10:00pm

Scrazy · 13/02/2013 20:20

Oh that's another thing I amused myself with today. The epilator as I hadn't done anything for about 7 weeks, did the works.

I'm at work tomorrow but how are we all spending VDay. I've got a treat in for tea, mussels, might have another creme egg and get some wine in.

Scrazy · 13/02/2013 20:23

Flo, glad I'm not the only oldie here.

JulietteMontague · 13/02/2013 20:23

Flo now that has cheered me up. Giggling and keyboard wobbling as I type. Brilliant, of course they were accordions, of course you were wearing them, of course you had visitors. Excellent Grin

VoiceofUnreason · 13/02/2013 20:23

OWW I did the dusting three weeks ago. You don't really expect a guy to do housework more than once a month do you? Grin As there have been a total of 3 messages between us at present, I think any expectation of a date is rather premature. I'm certainly not expecting anything. The one lovely message will at least see me through staying on some sites for a while longer rather than jumping ship already having not seen any other talent.

Snape not an expression one sees often: "He's a feminist"

ike1 · 13/02/2013 20:24

accordian players! That alone sets you and your mates aside for my shocked amazement....flo

OhWesternWind · 13/02/2013 20:25

My dcs are off out to a Valentine disco so I'll be in on my ownio. No idea if anything will be forthcoming off LM. He's away so can't meet up so will do my best to ignore the whole thing.