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Do people really have extremely loud sex genuinely

68 replies

stardice · 17/08/2012 14:17

or is something lacking in my life? On a recent holiday, a couple a few balconies down had seemingly earth shattering sex involving a lot of screaming and moaning. So loud that people came out of their rooms all the way down the corridor.
Secrectly i am a bit jealous that their sex life is apparently so great.

OP posts:
Krumbum · 18/08/2012 00:22

No people know what they are doing. They do it on purpose to show off/impress either the person they are sleeping with or people that can hear.
It's quite sad.

garlicnuts · 18/08/2012 00:30

That's a bit rude, innit, Krum, considering how many people here have said they are noisy?

Krumbum · 18/08/2012 00:32

It's true though! Like someone else has said if orgasms caused an unnatural amount of noise then men would bellow every time, but they don't. It's porn that done this.

TurncoatEwok · 18/08/2012 00:39

I'm not noisy but I did previously live next to a couple who would roll in from the pub at closing time, scream blue murder at each other for a while (turning the radio up louder and louder in the hope of covering it Hmm), then have really loud and very fast sex at about 3am (with the radio turned off, incidentally)... As soon as the sex was done they would turn the radio back on and recommence the shouting!

Every. Friday. Night.

Confused
DioneTheDiabolist · 18/08/2012 00:42

My man bellows every time (see previous post).

dondon33 · 18/08/2012 03:37

I can assure you Krum I don't copy my vocals from porn nor am I loud to impress anyone. FWIW- some species of female monkeys also make noise when mating and I'm pretty damn sure they've never watched a porno.

*off topic but it's like giving birth - some women are quiet and some not.

It doesn't necessarily mean if the orgasm itself was the cause of the noise that men would be the same as women vocally. How do we know it's the same sort of feeling? Men, like women are capable of different types of orgasm and although my DP is not usually very vocal, I know from his sounds if he's heading into a normal finish or a knee trembler :)

monsterchild · 18/08/2012 04:28

My DH bellows. the first time we had sex i thought he was mad, the yelling that started! I actually had to ask him what was wrong! He's like a bear.

garlicnuts · 18/08/2012 11:36

Talking about ...
Perhaps turtles watch a lot of porn Wink

garlicnuts · 18/08/2012 11:43

Here you go, Krumbum :)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_copulatory_vocalization

jadebond007 · 18/08/2012 11:48

It's got nothing to do with porn. That would indicate that women were deathly silent prior to the invention of the video tape.

It's just.. the good shit!!! It ruins it if I have to try and be quiet.

CaptainHetty · 18/08/2012 11:49

I'm quite vocal. I don't scream though. And I'm certainly not emulating porn stars, to be perfectly honest I'm not even aware of what noises I happen to be making half the time, I'm pretty preoccupied with enjoying myself :o

Must say, we may have been rather noisy the other night because just after he'd come there was a chorus of male voices shouting 'weheeeey!' from next door. I'm hoping it was just a badly timed coincidence. And I'll remember to shut the window next time :o

YusMilady · 18/08/2012 11:56

undertone has it uncannily accurate AFAIC.

Krumbum · 18/08/2012 13:31

That wiki article actually says women do it on purpose to make men come even if they arnt coming themselves!
That's doing it on purpose.

BeeBee12 · 18/08/2012 14:27

me and dh both make noise but not scream.Nothing more awful than shaggibg a man who makes no sound as they are usually uptight and not up for much variety.

Also why on earth would anyobe wabt tobfake an orgasm.Just make dure he does things that gets you off and speak out.

OneMoreChap · 19/08/2012 19:46

I note without further comment one of the references in that article:
a b Gayle Brewer and Colin A. Hendrie, ?Evidence to Suggest that Copulatory Vocalizations in Women Are Not a Reflexive Consequence of Orgasm,? ??Archives of Sexual Behavior?? 40:559-64 (June 2011)

fridakahlo · 19/08/2012 20:08

If I am having an intense orgasm, I bellow. There is nothing I can do about it. And quite frankly I don't want to either.
Since I mostly come from being fingered it has nothing to do with encouraging my partner to ejeculate either .
And certaunly

fridakahlo · 19/08/2012 20:09

And certainly nothing to do with imitating porn!

Groovee · 19/08/2012 20:20

Only when the kids aren't hereBlush

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