Bloody nora

[OhEmGee24]

Name changed as I'm so shocked/surprised/embarrassed/mortified and a million others to even be typing this. And breathe...

Basically me and my bloke usually have a very (vom) lovey dovey sex life but last night got VERY kinky which was exciting and fresh and both enjoyed it, BUT he did something I have NEVER experienced before and I consider myself relatively sexually experienced. He err, um, spat in my foofoo whilst giving me oral/using fingers. Not just once THREE BLOODY TIMES.

Tell me this is heard of and that I don't need to have an extremely awkward convo with him. Fyi, relatively new relationship of 6/7 months.

Now I'm off to down a big glass of pinot.

Never done it myself, or heard of it, but it sounds fairly tame as kinky things go. If you enjoyed it, I wouldn't fret

It's not unheard of, but it's bloody vile. Imvho, of course, sure there'll be someone who loves it!

don't you have any exams to revise for?

Ah the wonderful influence of porn.

Exams?

Spat in it or on it? If the former, how did he manage that feat? Does he have Mick Jagger lips?

ON!!

like, for extra wetness purposes? i could understand that. i spit on my OH's cock if i need to whilst wanking him sometimes.

or was it more like a raspberry/hum for vibration purposes?

good grief...

study leave?

Sorry I'm not following the exams/studying thing.

I daresay there's more creative things he could do with spittle, but whatever turns you on >

It's a porn thing.

Only the inexperienced young find it novel necessary to divulge the minutiae of their sexual activites to others.

Is he out with his mates down the rec swigging alkopops and regaling them with tales of how he spat on your fanjo?

Dunno...ohemgee24 talks like a mnetter. Fwiw.

My partner's 34 fyi so as witty as that was, don't think he's down the "rec". Forgive me for asking a question on a talk forum. Total crime.

It's not unusual in our bed either, bella!

I believe you OhEm but I would be having a word if I were you. Either:

1. He was doing it wrong hence the need for extra lubrication.

Or

1. He's picked up this particularly nasty move from watching too much porn.

Neither good in my book.

Ignore the desperate troll hunters, it's obvious it's a genuine question.

I would assume he's done it for extra wetness although you could always test the theory by buying a tube of lube and handing it to him before he gets down to business and wait for him to say "what's that for?" Then say "well it will save on your saliva, won't it?" and see what his response is.

Porn

Spit-as-lube is Ming and ineffective as it just dries you out more. So get a bottle of durex play and get him to use that if he needs to. Otoh if he just thinks it's horny to spit on your genitals then he needs telling rtfn that most laydees don't get the horn from being spat on.

Gross.

Question? What question?

Because I failed to see any question marks in your OP I read it as a public announcement

The time to have any 'awkward convo' with him would have been when he did it the first time. I suspect that, having done it three times without a wtf do you think you're doing peep from you, he'll add 'spitting: fanjos for the use of' to his regular sexual repertoire.

As Ecclesiastes has it 'there's nothing new under the sun' or in the dimmer light of the bedroom, as the case may be

I asked whether this is heard of, is it normal. I guess I didn't say wtf are you doing the first time coz it completely threw me! But u apologise if I offended you by raising it on here

• I apologise

This happened to a friend of mine. He never got the opportunity to do it again (and she told all of us as a warning).

Eew.

Heard of, practised, liked. Don't worry.