6 months with no sex & my Fanjo is getting...

[sexonthebrain]

desperate !
Apparently
(according to HER -my Fanjo)
it's all got so desperate I should accept any offer
(however bizarre/acrobatically challenging/ just down right dirty & depraved
Anyone else's Fanjo ruling their heads at the moment?
I ran into a friend of a friend today, known him for years, in no way have I EVER had anything than mild repulsion when we've met before; today my Fanjo decided to start imagining all sots of erotic thoughts while he talked about his allotment.
It's not as if I've had any offers, but I keep dreaming the sort of dreams that would make a fortune in the Porn industry!
FFS how do you cope with no all bank holiday sexathons intimate contact

[sadanduseless]

No advice from me; sorry!

Really had a good laugh at the comments on your thread,OP - MN is not all misery!

Good luck to you and your fanjo!

[beansmum]

6 months - is that all? Wait until it has been 8 YEARS, then you can complain.

[sadanduseless]

beans - you're a few years ahead of me but I no longer care about having a partner! The more I read on MN, the less I want one! Had all the humiliation of going to the "special" clinic - that was an eye-opener, I can tell you! The place was packed!

Best wishes to OP in her particular quest!

[izzyizin]

I do so hope you'll change your name, sandu. Women may get sad sometimes but they're never useless, honey.

How about ''manfree&loving it' or 'noclaphere'?