Just ended a 2 year relationship on Sunday (sad but relieved).
What on earth do you think he was doing?
It went like this -
We went off for the weekend to see if we could maybe get back on some sort of even keel. Things had been shite for the past 6 months.
On the way home in the car after being woken very badly by him - stomping around, turning the telly on practically shining a light in my eyes he should have just waterboarded me and be done with it
I had decided enough was enough and told him that I needed a break so wanted my keys back and for him to get his stuff out of my house.
He told me that he couldn't collect stuff now but tomorrow. I said um no, I would pack it all up and he was to come and collect later.
Anyway, got indoors and he asked for a cup of tea before he left, I couldn't quite get my head round this so automatically made one (thinking he'd take it with him in the cab like he usually does). He then proceeded to sit down and read the paper - what the f...ing hell was he doing? I had to tell him that he needed to bloody vacate!
I'm sort of laughing about this today, what on earth did he think he was doing???????