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Surreal or what?

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fuzzynavel · 05/12/2011 14:59

Just ended a 2 year relationship on Sunday (sad but relieved).

What on earth do you think he was doing?

It went like this -

We went off for the weekend to see if we could maybe get back on some sort of even keel. Things had been shite for the past 6 months.

On the way home in the car after being woken very badly by him - stomping around, turning the telly on practically shining a light in my eyes he should have just waterboarded me and be done with it

I had decided enough was enough and told him that I needed a break so wanted my keys back and for him to get his stuff out of my house.

He told me that he couldn't collect stuff now but tomorrow. I said um no, I would pack it all up and he was to come and collect later.

Anyway, got indoors and he asked for a cup of tea before he left, I couldn't quite get my head round this so automatically made one (thinking he'd take it with him in the cab like he usually does). He then proceeded to sit down and read the paper - what the f...ing hell was he doing? I had to tell him that he needed to bloody vacate!

I'm sort of laughing about this today, what on earth did he think he was doing???????

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fuzzynavel · 05/12/2011 21:05

Homafrodites?

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izzywhizzysmincepies · 05/12/2011 21:05

One way or another you've made sure they're in the seasonal nutcracker, fuzzy Xmas Grin

Let's hope that others have the courage to get out from under in time to have themselves a merry little Christmas too.

izzywhizzysmincepies · 05/12/2011 21:10

Hermaphrodite derived from Hermaphroditus, the lurrrve child of Hermes and Aphrodite.

pictish · 05/12/2011 21:12

Did you say 'err....so erm...fuck off then?' when he did it?

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fuzzynavel · 05/12/2011 21:14

Yes, lets hope so. I have a different perspective now and whilst I was lucky, I hope my naive wisdom (due to it being fresh) can help others.

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fuzzynavel · 05/12/2011 21:17

Hi pictish, I actually called him a cunt! [thanks to mumsnet]

Laughing profusely now.

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fuzzynavel · 05/12/2011 21:20

thanks izzy.

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pictish · 05/12/2011 21:26

I read this earlier in the day, and didn't comment then because the first thing that came to my mind was 'controlling bastard' and I didn't want to jump in with the 'abuse' cry - even though I actually thought it.

It made me laugh as well....but only as I could well imagine how incredulous and out for a piss take I would be, given the same scenario. I would take great pleasure in disipating his illusion.

The fucking cheek of it, and like natasha said - quite comedic!

AnyFuckerForAMincePie · 05/12/2011 22:37

Hey, Fuzzy, good on ya

You certainly dodged a bullet there

What a weirdo

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fuzzynavel · 05/12/2011 22:43

Yes Pictish, the ruddy cheek was unbelievable. One to go down in history I think. I stood there, made tea ( as in my house ) sat down (as couldnt quite believe it) and looked over at a person reading the paper. Its a classic, that's for sure.

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fuzzynavel · 05/12/2011 22:59

Remember getting on mumsnet a while back and thinking, blimey, what are they saying as didnt want to believe i was in it. I had a few spats with you AF and Pictish and izzy and houdini when i was mumsamilitant (recongised the sheer power there) but was locked in the denial stuff. I actually have to say that you left me alone to a certain extent (for which I thank you).

Its certainly going to be a celebration after 2 years of weird shite thats for sure.

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fuzzynavel · 05/12/2011 23:09

at the end of the day he made me laugh at his sheer powerless shitness.

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Gay40 · 05/12/2011 23:10

Homodafrites is the best spelling of anything I've ever seen.

Anniegetyourgun · 05/12/2011 23:17

Now now Gay, commenting on people's spelling is Bad Form.

(But it was, wasn't it?)

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fuzzynavel · 05/12/2011 23:17

Hi gay40, thank you

i did scroll up a bit but due to sheer giddy joy of getting away from an abuser I've had a couple of Wine

Do you think it sounds a bit next century sci fi?

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fuzzynavel · 05/12/2011 23:19

Ive had an appifany [sod the spelling]. Annie, you have gay sons dont you?

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AnyFuckerForAMincePie · 05/12/2011 23:19

oh, you were MAM ?

yes, we did have a few spats Smile

and you did take some gentle probing < ahem > with relatively good grace...

water under the bridge ain't it ?

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fuzzynavel · 05/12/2011 23:22

Yes AF, all very much water under the bridge. I was a greenhorn and very new then. I sucked it up and learned.

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Anniegetyourgun · 05/12/2011 23:24

Not that I know of, fuzzynavel. Two hetero sons and two that haven't got around to anything yet, is all I can claim. Might have been another Annie, there are a few imposters around y'know.

Guessing you meant epiphany Grin Blame it all on the Wine in the morning!

Heleninahandcart · 05/12/2011 23:28

Good for you OP you can now enjoy your sofa in peace. I think I now want a Homafrodite for Christmas Grin.

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fuzzynavel · 05/12/2011 23:33

Yes obviously got that one wrong annie...

I'm so happy that i got away and yes, squiffy in a fab way. My spelling is also attrocoius

Spelling will still be as bad tomorrow though.

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fuzzynavel · 05/12/2011 23:37

Yes Helen very strange little sweet furry creatures with bits hanging off them in all directions Grin

[furry because i can still remember the old sci fi black and white programmes]

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Bogeyface · 05/12/2011 23:49

Its actually spelt attrosshuss.

Just saying [sink] :o

Bogeyface · 05/12/2011 23:50

Wink even

fuck :o

izzywhizzysmincepies · 06/12/2011 00:20

I've never had a gay son Xmas Sad

But I seem to recall eating a plate of homodafrites along with tzatziki at a Greek restaurant in Paris Xmas Grin