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is it ok to do this with dh when pregnant?

184 replies

weebittyshy · 04/12/2005 13:43

hi, didnt know whether to put this in here or pregnancy.
i am wondering if its ok to use vibrators and have anal sex whilst pregnant. it doesnt hurt so i think its ok, but just wondering.
thanks and sorry if its tmi.

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Feistybird · 05/12/2005 10:56

my neighbours are morris dancers (both him and her). They are wired to the moon.

gggimmesnowsnow · 05/12/2005 10:57

So do Morris dancers do it up the bum pregnant or are we deviating (deviating hahahahhah)?

AwayInAMunker · 05/12/2005 10:58

You can't be circumcised if you're a morris dancer.

(I'm going to hell for the punchline of this, btw)

merryTissmas · 05/12/2005 10:59

hanky-waving southern morris dancers are a load of poofters, but northern cloggies....

harpsiheraldangelssing · 05/12/2005 10:59

I fear we may be deviating
but frankly if ever a thread needed deviating from this was it...

harpsiheraldangelssing · 05/12/2005 11:00

ooh yes I like a cloggy
good sense of rhythm
good thighs
go on hunker you know you want to

jangly · 05/12/2005 11:00

Enid, get anusol -ointment-. The ointment works better than the cream. Purple tube.

handlemecarefully · 05/12/2005 11:00

Gay or not - whatever...but you can't disagree it's not very cool (Morris dancing)

merryTissmas · 05/12/2005 11:02

who wants to be cool? Not me!

harpsiheraldangelssing · 05/12/2005 11:02

au contraire hmc, folk music is very cool and these two are icy icy cool

ENIDeepMidwinter · 05/12/2005 11:03

harpsi you have made me spray lemon and ginger tea over my monitor

AwayInAMunker · 05/12/2005 11:03

Because to be a morris dancer, you have to be a complete prick.

Aye thenk yow.

cod · 05/12/2005 11:04

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cod · 05/12/2005 11:04

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AwayInAMunker · 05/12/2005 11:04

Yes, from Boden.

cod · 05/12/2005 11:04

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AwayInAMunker · 05/12/2005 11:05

Arf at arfing

harpsiheraldangelssing · 05/12/2005 11:11

haha munker very droll
you don't know what you're missing matey
with a hey nonny no etc

weebittyshy · 05/12/2005 11:11

ok, so i didnt quite mean, everything , when i said you should try everything twice. sorry

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misdee · 05/12/2005 11:11

why why why? pmsl!!

handlemecarefully · 05/12/2005 11:13

Those two may well be very cool folk music dudes -but do they get all be-ribboned and shake little bells in the air leaping daintily like a spring lamb?

gggimmesnowsnow · 05/12/2005 11:17

There is a top shelf magazine here with a picture of a bum crack on the front and a jolly title like "Arse!" natch. They were advertising it on huge posters outside the newsagents . Explain that one to a six year old.

MARINAtivityPlay · 05/12/2005 11:26

I am getting a nasty picture in my mind of a title such as "Cul c'est cool" GGGL.
I think Sir Malcolm would be very proud of the turn this thread has taken.
ROFL hunker and harpsy...and commiserations Enidsol

Glitterygook · 05/12/2005 11:33

OMG - am spraying coffee all over the shop at this thread!

gggimmesnowsnow · 05/12/2005 11:48

Patéd whanger gives a whole new meaning to the term "French stick", doesn't it?

So Daisy, was the response what you imagined?