o.m.g. I have just tabbed backwards out of google and dh's viewed sites..

[varyingdegreesofdeafness]

.. came up.

I feel sick.

Load of

Golf courses. Feckin loads all alarmingky close by to where we will be on holiday. He is giong to buy some matalan farah slacks, I know it.

Not an ounce of porn on the screen!

Pah!

I feel a Spa Day becoming necessary.

I had this once when I found out DH had been looking at iphones.

He knows how I feel about apples? Why would he even look at that shit?

why?

I just checked my husband's history after this thread it shows lots of Daily Nation pages (kenyan online newspaper) and lots of satellite tracking sites (his line of work) and a fair amount of car sites.

Harump. Think yourselves lucky. Mine spends time on Youtube ogling Sid Barret circa 1967.

That is some top quality internet history manipulation and track covering there by the MN husbands. Kudos! :o

Bucharest - are we married to the same man?

Yes Jim, because we all know men can't live without constantly looking at internet porn ( or there's something wrong with them).

Why spoil a light hearted thread?

My laptop is the one with all the filth (from links on here! ) DH's is full of Geekery, baking recipes, cars and Scifi.

oh fuck he's been looking at this

i feel sick

Sorry Malificence - it was meant to be light-hearted.

[goes off to look at cars and gadgets]

Daily Mail web site here. Can it get any worse?

Daily Mail?

you do realise that's grounds for divorce, don't you?

Last night I came to bed and found DP on his laptop looking at rapid boil kettles. I knew things had been going downhill in the tea department recently but I didn't think it had come to this. :(

The tea has been a bit furry of late and sometimes takes a while to get going. But we're still drinking it regularly and he told me the other day that he loved my tea. So why this?

Leave him. He won't change.

your old kettle is taking too long to warm up? Typical man, can't be bothered to wait.

My DH is always on the Torygraph online. That's definitely grounds for divorce. When we met he told me he only bought it for the crosswords.

Sounds like the relationship needs hotting up again, Mackerel.

DH can look at cars for hours. Hours.

Mine's always looking at geekery and this. I think we're beyond Relate at this point.

Toby, I'd normally say there is always hope, but having seen that link, you are right it's beyond all therapy!

Please put a warning next to such links in future :)

Does anyone else's husband over research everything?

I once had to stand in the TV department of a store while he went online only to declare that we couldn't buy the TV that we had just agreed upon (after many previous hours of googling/trapsing through fucking shops) because some nerd somewhere once played a game of darts (console darts not real ones) on the same model and the HD wasn't perfect.

When one of my gadgets break I almost cry because I know I am going to have to talk about them and look them up and compare prices and listen to fucking diggnations and all the rest of it.

Mackerel, just be thankful you are not being replaced by a teasmaid

Morloth - I'm with you on that one. Researching taps. Sinks. Rugs. Cars. Nothing can be quick and easy. But it comes out in every aspect of life - driving right round a car park before choosing where to park....