think my man is gay

[bigbush79]

i have just joined this site but i had to as i have a problem with my husband,
we used to have sex all the time and now it ends up with him wanting me to spank him with his barry manilow dvd case and then wants me to push things up his behind and he shouts "NO SURRENDER" AND "WE ARE THE PEOPLE",
of course i have said NO but he has changed big time AND THIS FREAKS ME OUT ,
i have found big pink fluffy slippers and handcuffs and he has got tight leather outfits and not only that he was seen by a close friend coming out of a gay club.
what do i do?

A nice cup of tea and a sit down. Oh, and a better effort next time - it was Barry that pushed it over the edge for future reference.

Of course you must divorce him, his taste in music is a definite deal breaker!

Perhaps trim your bush

No surrender?

Are you sure he's not just an Ian Paisley fetishist?

Sounds perfectly reasonable to me.

That's what you get for marrying a Fanilow. You pick your potato. My dh likes cycling. I have to put up with rubber inner tubes all over the place. So I know how you feel really.

Fanilow, that is a classic. Cyclists are a menace I live with one too and they have a habit of trolling and playing with bike bits in inappropriate ways...

and +1 for trimming your excessive bush. Just shove the DVD case up his arse, he'll soon learn.

Always fiddling with little bits of carbon fibre, stretching their lubed up tubes over taut rims. DH does it in the kitchen. Dirty fecker.

to keep everybody updated its just that i have found a pile of receipts from anne summers which was next to a box with butt plugs and lube in it,
i know what i have to do now and before any smartarse says "USE THEM" its to late i got my own,

Are you Mrs Sheridan?

I shall just 'Follow Follow' this thread.

no i am just a desperate woman now trying to convince myself that its not true,

i am doing my own searches and now i have found a G.I.P t-shirt and its not his size,i keep finding things and i doont know where this will stop,
just need some advice from anybody on what you would do,
oh and i have hid his barry manilow dvd case just incase

hahahahahaha!

What would I do? In these sorts of situations I try and think, what would David Cameron do? How can we turn this mess into something useful? For a start, I'd convert all of his Manilow dirge into electronic media. Like to see the dirty bugger use that as foreplay. Take away the tools, attack the problem at source.

Butt plug = lemon reamer

Lube = super efficient hinges

Leave him no options. Show him you can't be beaten. Especially not with a Manilow CD fgs.

If it was left to David Cameron he would probably reduce his CD buying budget, Decommission his CD player and then blame it all on Labour.

SOBS if we went with your idea, he would probably end up with an IPOD wedged up his arse.

But at least he'd be capable of emitting a tune then. And tbh it's not often you can improve on evolution.

You have to work with what you're given. Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Quick before your dh pops them up his bottom.

i have now ventured into the garage and i seen there was doors covering something,so i went to look closer and there is a fuckin sex-ercise bike with a dildo on it,
am pretty sure its his as it has RFC on it and scratched into the saddle is SIR DAVIE OF WEIR who he was a close RANGER to when they played football together,
thats it he is out of here and am keeping the bike,

Change you name to Mandy or Lola maybe?

dont get you

He's not that much of a Barry Manilow fiend then?

oh he likes him yes but i just told the way it has been happening,
i have married a weirdo i think and i wonder how people find this a turn on?

what would Jesus do?

Turn something into wine?

If you can't beat him (with a Manilow CD), then join him. Insist he purchases one of these.