Single Mums

[MrFresh]

Is it fair to say that they are easier to get into bed than single girls without children? Why is this?
I'm not trolling, just generally looking for valid input, maybe from some single mother's on here if there are any?

oh yes we are all desperate and up for it

Is that what you wanted to hear ??

Perhaps you should ask this on a forum mainly frequented by men?

If it's true I could think of reasons, but who knows?

No - it is much easier to bed a bored teenage boy. Your mommy just need to say: "Jimmy stop wanking in front of the computer, you'll get hairy palms - now off to bed. You've got percussion practice in the morning and we can't have you all hairy and sticky and googly-eyed, now can we?" That's how easy it is to bed a teenage boy. Now, piss off.

Not to ugly men like you. Try looking for blind women, and/or ones with no sense of smell. Good luck in your search. Give my love to your Mum when she comes into your room to get your laundry in a minute.

School/College/Uni hols really that boring? You should go out, play swing ball or something.

Go ask your mum.

Tsk...doesn't school teach kids about the dangers of aberrant apostrophes any more?

Are you serious?

I'm a single mother and my standards are so high. I would never do anything 'just for the sake of it'. My self-esteem is high, despite being a single mother.

I think you sound like the sort of man who sets out with a plan of attack; how to zone in on a supposedly vulnerable group and use their vulnerability to get the maximum amount of shags possible with the minimum amount of investment.

I was being serious actually. I thought this was supposed to be a friendly forum?

Jeeze

thought wrong then didnt ya!

WEll, your question isn't 'friendly' MrFresh. Your question is offensive. It seems to suggest that you are doing research into which target group would provide the easiest lay...

Are you challenged in that respect? do you need it to be easy? Would people with standards reject you.

You may get a shock if you think single mothers would be grateful for your attentions. Just giving you a friendly headsup there, to save you from humiliation.

Now you mention it BoJo was sniffing around on here a little while ago.

I do apologise if my post offended you VS, reading it back, it didn't quite come out as intended. I would like to discuss this further, maybe via email, as I'm a bit too embarrassed to continue to post on here for the time being given the general reaction to my thread

I would say (if you are being serious) single mums in general are pretty careful about who they decide to take into their bed. I for one have much higher standards now than I did in my pre-child days, as in any new relationship there are more than just the two adults concerned to think about and there is no way I would subject my child to anyone who was below par. As for just sex? Pfft...some women are 'easier' than others to get into bed I suppose (just like men), but you can't possibly generalise to mums / non-mums. Besides is that all your looking for? A shag?

No, I'm looking for a blow job too, tbh

Sorry, couldn't resist. I am actually trying to be serious here

do you think the troll comes from here - betfair?

pfft, I've reported to MNHQ and got one of my own posts deleted.

Why would anybody want to email you? You're obviously pitching your wares at what you erroneously perceive to be the most desperate market?

Well, the desperate market doesn't want you.

Hmmmm, where do you go from here?

janHoward.

you're the same JanHoward from Betfair then?

or rather KenMasters?

No need to go anywhere from here, VS, I've received a private message from someone who sounds like a lovely lady and understands what I was trying to say, so I will discuss it further with her away from the cynical single mum's who need medication to control their emotions

BUSTED!

Liar!

No way somebody from mumsnet emailed you.

By the way, you haven't set up your profile to receive messages! So it's amazing that you've received a mail from a lovely lady!

guffaw

guffaw

How much would you care to wager, VS?