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Archers thread #181: Panto Week's behind you! Was that the nadir? Discuss The Archers here.

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Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 04/02/2025 11:59

Thank you, @PseudoBadger, for kicking off this long, long series of Archers threads.

Archers All views on The Archers welcome here! New blood welcomed, and of course we are always delighted to welcome back former or occasional listeners/posters. We don't all agree on all points, although we do mostly try to be civil about it. Most of us are posting tongue in cheek a lot of the time, so don't worry about revealing that you'd enjoy playing badminton with Derek Fletcher, or other unusual views. Grin

Archers Spoilers: not on this thread, please! We don't wait for the omnibus to discuss the weeknight episodes, but we do try our best to avoid cross-contamination from https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/radio_addicts/4636789-the-archers-spoilers-thread-7-cant-wait-for-702pm-join-us-here, where spoilers are positively welcomed!

Archers For newer listeners, lurkers or those who just have no idea what we're talking about, @DadDadDad has created this useful thread: www.mumsnet.com/Talk/radio_addicts/3557323-For-Archers-fans-a-guide-to-acronyms-on-the-long-running-discussion-threads-and-any-other-meta-thread-questions-you-may-have - BOOP point for him! (See thread for explanation.)

Will it be onwards and upwards for TA now, or do we fear even more of these special weeks (Martin and a Christmas Carol, Scam Week, Panto Week) and sudden reinventions of long-established characters (Neil)? I for one have had enough of all that. I want a quiet period of change counting in the village shop, farming talk with suitable sound effects and village gossip over coffee at Terum or a pint in The Bull. Slowly developing storylines featuring the full cast, not a subset for a few weeks with no mention of the others, and all behaving in character. Not holding my breath we'll get any of that, though!

Over to you.

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Agapornis · 24/02/2025 12:42

Bruisername · 24/02/2025 12:11

I thought Zainab had already torpedoed that. Ben is so wet and she seems sensible enough to have noticed that pretty quickly!

I thought she said something along the lines of that she's not dating until she's ready? So if she's 18-19 that might be 5 years away or so.

She might like someone to boss about Grin

EBearhug · 24/02/2025 12:46

ExitPursuedByABare · 24/02/2025 09:41

I’ll have to re listen but I thought Lynda commented on how long Ramadan was compared to Lent. And fasting for a couple of days is hardly joining in.

Give me strength (to carry on listening).

Isn't Ramadan one moon cycle, whereas Lent is 40 days?

Godesstobe · 24/02/2025 13:12

Brefugee · 24/02/2025 12:20

it is infuriating. This time of year is full (CHOC A BLOC i tell ya) of events for: pancake day, for lent, for mother's day, for Easter, for spring, for mad march hares...

it is as though Award Winning Businesswoman Natasha has never ever been anywhere ever.

Nevermind - Award Winning Junior Business Man Henry will soon sort them out.

ExitPursuedByABare · 24/02/2025 15:10

My mistake. Lynda said she once fasted for a couple of days during Lent.

CaptainMyCaptain · 24/02/2025 15:31

Ambridge · 24/02/2025 12:40

I’m surprised Kirsty could find and organise a trusted and reliable firm to replace her floors so quickly. We’ve been doing a house renovation and believe me, we wouldn’t have been able to get anything of that scale sorted in a week or so (maybe if you had a friendly builder you could call on - but he’s in prison, iirc 🤭)

Gavin (Gareth?) is out.

Ambridge · 24/02/2025 16:13

CaptainMyCaptain · 24/02/2025 15:31

Gavin (Gareth?) is out.

Is he up to laying floors? He was coughing like a consumptive Dickensian orphan last time we heard him.

TheGander · 24/02/2025 17:10

Bruisername · 24/02/2025 09:10

It’s odd how they are forcing joy and mick upon us by making sure they are part of all the SL

new characters work better when introduced organically

the Maliks are better because they have a purpose (dr, friend to Henry, whatever Zainab is) and I can see them as long term characters - although the sw really need to tone down the race and religion aspects and stop treating the listeners like idiots. Muslim characters in a soap - well it’s hardly groundbreaking

but then they do some of that patronising stuff with Usha as well I suppose

I agree, I feel like I am being dragged into a civic studies/ RE lesson every time I listen to the Archers. The rather cringe worthily excessive goodwill the Snells are throwing the way of the Maliks is saccharine at best. We also have to hear “ Dr Malik” several times an episode, as if to make a point, and it feels odd. Why not just “Dr” or whatever her first name is.

Bruisername · 24/02/2025 17:16

Yes you are right about the Dr. Perhaps where I live is odd but using titles is unusual and reserved for professional environments - and even then at my work we use first names.

I can understand ‘I’m going to see Dr Malik about my hernia’ but not ‘Dr Malik is staying with us’ necessarily

although Lynda is the type to be impressed I suppose and want people to know Azra is a doctor and not just some boring accountant or surveyor

i get this strange feeling that one of the sw has had a bad experience claiming on their insurance

TheGander · 24/02/2025 17:24

Tarantala · 24/02/2025 09:15

I think the ridiculous “let me recap what you were telling me about Ramadan” scene was the straw that broke the camel’s back for me. Utterly implausible and silly, and so patronising for listeners. Meanwhile when has there been a sympathetic Christian character? Shula’s a wally, so is Harrison, and Rob’s final evil act was his manipulative conversion.

Hard agree. Probably not the place but the BBC is getting relentlessly woke. Just a sample from today, Start the Week ostensibly about cities in decline, but Adam Rutherford had to exercise his hobby horse and include a section on how horribly racist Liverpool was in its seafaring heyday. Artworks Roleplay at 11am- apparently it’s prejudiced to say Cleopatra was Greek, she was Egyptian and African and to say otherwise is racism. Then at 2 the replay of Linda’s desire to do Ramadan. I’m losing the will.

TheGander · 24/02/2025 17:26

Now having a bad experience claiming on insurance is something I can relate to!
Back to the Dr Malik thing, they all do it, Ben, David, Mike etc. It just has an odd ring to it now.

AskingQuestionsAllTheTime · 24/02/2025 18:02

BeatriceBatchelor
Will they be able to get a mortgage on the property now? Is it insurable?

The lavatory backed up. I wouldn't have thought this was something that would make a property uninsurable, any more than a dozen slates coming off the roof in a high wind would. Or at least, we could get house insurance without any problem after one of the lavatories backed up in the house I lived in during the 1970s and we had to replace the bathroom carpet. (And the outflow drain had to be replaced because it was a tree-root growing into it which had caused the problem, so it was not that we hadn't put in a claim.)

BeatriceBatchelor · 24/02/2025 19:00

SaffyRosie · 24/02/2025 11:55

Kirsty is so wet.

I feel honour bound to defend Kirsty!

I think she's very strong. She's survived being jilted, the still birth of her much wanted baby and the betrayal of her trust by Philip Moss.

She's built a life of purpose without the emotional & financial support of her family. Philip's money is coming in useful now but she never wanted it. She wanted to do right by the "horses."

I'm awfully fond of Kirsty.

Bankholidayhelp · 24/02/2025 19:08

' hello you two' out of Tracey's mouth has she taken over the verbal mantle?

AskingQuestionsAllTheTime · 24/02/2025 19:31

If Philip has any money surely it ought to be going to his slaves rather than the woman who divorced him after only a year of marriage (of which a fair chunk was spent apart)?

The Beechwood house was said by him to be mortgaged to the hilt, so how he was able just to give it to Kirsty with no strings attached is a complete mystery.

echt · 24/02/2025 19:32

Thinking of Freddie in tonight's episode, I think his business acumen, and not seeing the end of the day as the end of doing the job, is the SWs' way of positioning him as fit to run Lower Locklsey when the time comes. And the inevitable clash of interest with Lily.

He's made a good fist out of an unpromising situation.

ArmySurplusHamster · 24/02/2025 19:40

the still birth of her much wanted baby

The miscarriage of her accidental pregnancy. She was by no means sure initially that she wanted it; she dodged a bullet there, not having to coparent with that arse Tom and work her arse off nurturing his DNA for the next umpty years.

CaptainMyCaptain · 24/02/2025 20:20

ArmySurplusHamster · 24/02/2025 19:40

the still birth of her much wanted baby

The miscarriage of her accidental pregnancy. She was by no means sure initially that she wanted it; she dodged a bullet there, not having to coparent with that arse Tom and work her arse off nurturing his DNA for the next umpty years.

That's unfair. Once she'd got used to the idea she very much did want him and grieved for him.

AskingQuestionsAllTheTime · 24/02/2025 20:50

It was an accidental pregnancy, and initially she didn't at all want it; but she did realise on reflection that, given her age and the lack of congenial men (ie potential sires) in her life, she might not get another chance to have a baby, and decided to make the best of it. She then spent a fair bit of time fending off the father before having a traumatic late miscarriage. Naturally, having accepted the idea of having a baby and now having all the hormones and her body prepared for the experience, she was knocked all to flinders by not having one after all, and, once she had been bullied extensively about not doing it properly, she grieved as the people around her had decided she ought to.

The name Wren for the baby she was carrying was never mentioned at the time, but invented by the prod team six years later.

WitcheryDivine · 24/02/2025 22:53

AskingQuestionsAllTheTime · 24/02/2025 20:50

It was an accidental pregnancy, and initially she didn't at all want it; but she did realise on reflection that, given her age and the lack of congenial men (ie potential sires) in her life, she might not get another chance to have a baby, and decided to make the best of it. She then spent a fair bit of time fending off the father before having a traumatic late miscarriage. Naturally, having accepted the idea of having a baby and now having all the hormones and her body prepared for the experience, she was knocked all to flinders by not having one after all, and, once she had been bullied extensively about not doing it properly, she grieved as the people around her had decided she ought to.

The name Wren for the baby she was carrying was never mentioned at the time, but invented by the prod team six years later.

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I thought this was fair. If one of my friends told me years after a miscarriage that she’d named her baby (either at the time or later) I’d not think that was weird. Poor Kirsty, I like her too. Having shit friends isn’t her fault.

Not that I’m in the pay of the SW but I also kiiiind of get the Dr Malik thing, if she is Lynda’s doctor which I can’t remember. I find it v difficult to think of my doctor as anything other than “Dr Wilkinson” much in the same way as if you meet one of your old teachers as an adult it’s awfully hard to call them “Jenny” rather than “Miss Green”. Or is that just me?

noodlezoodle · 24/02/2025 23:24

I've only been half listening but I assumed that Lynda had muscled in on fasting under the misapprehension that Ramadan is only a few days, and there will be 'hilarious' fallout when she realises how long it is.

I'm assuming I missed something important because that would be ludicrous.

I had a muslim housemate for a while and hadn't realised that the fasting also meant not drinking - I found it very hard not to keep offering her cups of tea which was not very helpful of me.

JanFebAndOnwards · 24/02/2025 23:39

One of the many silly and possibly offensive aspects of Lynda joining in the fast is that she’s doing it for the first few days “until you get into the swing” or whatever she said. Only minutes after we’d heard Dr M explaining that it gets harder as it goes on.

ThoroughlyModernNotMillie · 25/02/2025 00:53

I can't see Lynda keeping quiet around the village about fasting. In real life if she told her friends that she was suddenly fasting for Ramadan at 80 years old, they'd ask her what on earth she was doing, probably think she was losing the plot, but I'm sure that everyone in ambridge who finds out will think it's perfectly normal and won't bat an eyelid.
It's another aspect of this very silly storyline. They should have just left it that she arranged for Azra to be able to use the kitchen at a certain time each evening, as was suggested before she decided to join in. Will she decide to pray 5 times a day with them too?
I was using my food processor when listening this evening so couldn't hear some words, was she trying to get Robert to fast too?

TottersBlankly · 25/02/2025 02:03

Yes. She assumed he would join in, without having consulted him. At first he kicked off about it - but he’s married to Lynda so resistance futile.

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 25/02/2025 06:58

I very much hope that Lynda doesn't refuse to drink between sunset and sundown. Very bad idea for health, especially in an older woman.

Interesting to hear that The Bull was flat out serving food on a Monday evening in February. Is that realistic? We don't eat out that much so are possibly out of touch, but I thought pubs and restaurants were really struggling at the moment. Good to hear some realistic assessments of Terum's struggles without Fallon, though.

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NetZeroZealot · 25/02/2025 07:47

Lynda fasting for Ramadan is the stupidest plot line for a very long time.

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