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Out, damned SOC! Out I say! When will Ambridge be free? Discuss The Archers here

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PseudoBadger · 06/07/2016 17:40

A once-great soap is going down the Beverley drain.

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Gruach · 28/07/2016 09:59

Ah. But. If they'd stayed in the garden or gone to the presumably empty cricket ground Rob wouldn't have been able to demonstrate to the entire village how much better a parent he was than anyone else.

R4 · 28/07/2016 10:03

snurk @AntiBoop.

But it backfired, Gruach, because it was gossiped about as being sad and lonely.

TheAntiBoop · 28/07/2016 10:07

Did he not also demonstrate a remarkable recovery from his court appearance?

I doubt they play cricket at Henry's primary school so maybe the boarding school will be to nurture his growing talent (ignoring the fact that I've only known schools that start cricket in year 4 - with a soft ball!!!). Given the sw loose grasp of the real world they will probably have Henry enrolled at a specialist boarding cricket academy in Australia before the year is out

ppeatfruit · 28/07/2016 10:14

Thanks Ebear . I can't quite see Pip approving of Toby allowing the chickens to remain outside, so they could indulge in "no strings' sex. She'd 've kicked him out.

ArgyMargy · 28/07/2016 10:25

Toby did say at one point "it wasn't my fault" so presumably will allow everyone to blame Pip? Can't say I feel sorry for her if everyone starts calling her a total bitch.

JessieMcJessie · 28/07/2016 10:27

So only black people are allowed to like black actors now? Okaaay.

I was thinking that Dorothy Dandridge's heyday was well before anyone the age that Dorothy's mother must be would have been old enough to appreciate her. But that is that is not really so odd- I was very into late 60s music when I was about 15 even though that was in the 1980s, and I also love old musicals that were made decades before I was born.

My Mum was called Dorothy. She WAS named after Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz; my Gran was a fanatic.

TheAntiBoop · 28/07/2016 10:32

I think it was more a comment on how the sw mind works as it is a little random given her age. Or perhaps it was done to suggest she has old parents so they can be killed off quickly so we don't need to worry about her and Dan moving to be close to them

R4 · 28/07/2016 11:00

Maybe one of the SW is a DD fan and is sneakily trying to start a revival?

HalsallRedux · 28/07/2016 11:31

Slight derail but 'Carmen Jones' is famous in film history for a long tracking shot in which the gorgeous DD (she was seriously gorgeous) sashays sexily down a street in front of a row of shop windows.....with the camera on tracks and the entire film crew (not quite so gorgeous) reflected in the glass Grin

enochroot · 28/07/2016 12:41

Rob would be aiming to garner admiration for his parenting by coaching Henry so publicly while, in his view, showing up the lack of supervision of the village children. He's also setting out his stall as an authority on all things cricket.

But the wheels are falling off his wagon slightly if people are starting to notice how tightly controlled Henry seemed.

Gruach · 28/07/2016 13:43

Eddie reminiscing about William Smethurst on World at One now!

Stickerrocks · 28/07/2016 19:17

Susan. Why am I not surprised by her spitefulness?

EBearhug · 28/07/2016 23:02

I'm not surprised at Susan - but I did like how she said to Neil, "If you decide to do it," rather than outright telling him not to. Also, I think she's wrong - I mean she's just wrong anyway, but I mean she's wrong in what she thinks the village is thinking. I think there are a lot of people questioning how heroic Rob really is, and I think it won't be an issue keeping the cricket club etc etc on-side by speaking up for Helen.

I do hope Neil sticks to his word, but I fear that him saying outright, "No, when I've decided to do something, I'll do it," could be a sign he's going to cave in to Susan.

R4 · 28/07/2016 23:27

It didn't make sense to me. I don't see why Susan is bothered about unemployed Rob. I would have thought that her allegiance would be to her employer and, even more so, to her much-prized connection with her posh in-laws (aunt & uncle to the subject of the reference). Imagine the implied you-owe-me-one that she could drop into every conversation.

JessieMcJessie · 28/07/2016 23:28

I thought that it was shockingly cheeky that Susan continues to take the Bridge farm dollar while condemning Helen, who is innocent until proven guilty, so vocally. I hope Tom, Pat and Tony find out and fire her. Not that they can legally of course, and they also need her too much. But she'd bloody deserve it.

Good writing though.

JessieMcJessie · 28/07/2016 23:30

Good point about her taking a position against her posh in laws too. Does seem inconsistent. In a way it would be more predictable for her to have been the first to jump to the conclusion that Rob was a bad 'un and declare that she knew it all along.

BlossomHillOne · 29/07/2016 07:33

Susan is an absolute cow and always has been - a really nasty character. I have no idea why Neil or the rest of her family put up with it.

LyndaNotLinda · 29/07/2016 07:54

Susan's vile but she's always had a bit of a thing about Rob hasn't she? Or was that Charlie? She likes posh blokes basically. I would love for something really horrible to happen to her.

TheAntiBoop · 29/07/2016 08:23

She will probably witness rob doing something to Henry, he will lay on the 'it's just so hard' and she will be conflicted

Cos they like repeating things and they've done similar to Shula

EBearhug · 29/07/2016 08:28

Rob wasn't that nice to her at the fireworks when Henry burnt his hand, but that could probably be excused as worry, particularly if you haven't witnessed any other Rob incidents, and no one ever talks about those. You could be sure Susan's gossip radar would have picked up on it if so.

SeekEveryEveryKnownHidingPlace · 29/07/2016 10:30

On the other hand though, I think Susan being in high dudgeon after being spoken to like that at the fireworks would have been very much in character, and I was surprised they didn't do that...

NelsonsWineBar · 29/07/2016 11:19

Can't recall anything kind or decent that Susan has done. Am I too harsh?

Remember her pushing Neil into the sales job and buying him a tie for his birthday when he hated all that and wanted to be a pigman. And the crowing to Clarrie when Helen idiotically made Tracy manager in the dairy.

TheAntiBoop · 29/07/2016 11:27

Susan hasnt got an empathetic bone in her body. The only time she comes across well is when she has a scene with Neil where they come across as a genuinely in love couple

JessieMcJessie · 29/07/2016 11:42

Yes, she certainly isn't using her own time in the clink to empathise with Helen in jail is she? No doubt her view is that she did what she did to protect her family, whereas H is a nasty unstable woman whose actions destroyed her family.

Gumpendorf · 29/07/2016 13:00

It didn't make sense to me.
Nor me R4

Rob's as village hero, and speaking up for Helen offending everyone in a village chock full of Helen's relatives? Really, Susan? Your position as village postmistress? Is Susan is jealous because Helen chose Neil and not her? Confused