Will it be porridge or curtains for Knob? Await a sensible and sensitive ending to That Storyline on The Archers thread.

[PseudoBadger]

Threads are moving so fast! Will this thread be here to welcome SOK?

Oh fuck!

Is the worm turning at last! She just called herself Archer, she's going for hospital birth!

Oh the fucker

well done helen

Oh God!

Endear. Yes definitely

Yes no home birth

He's anxious oh fuck

Crikey this is making my heart pound

Call Kirsty!

Was that a double lock on the door?

WA yes! Calling them

'Pat and Tony agree' REALLY???
phone them now and find out!!!

Or the Women's Aid line!

I've changed my mind

Kill the bastard

I hope that next call is to Women's Aid

My blood pressure can't cope with this!

Pseudo we're going to need our next thread soon!

How dare he! Still, he hasn't taken your phone just yet, Helen.

If pat agreed to that she has definitely had a lobotomy! Surprised rob didn't cut the phone line

Clarrie is a good un

Is Alf part Welsh?

Did Alf go and steal the collection money?

Woohoo. So far.

Yes!

Yay! This has to be the beginning of the end.

Brilliant ! She has made the call !

I'd willing form a lynch mob, my mum's up for it too!