Interesting house listing....

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Sex dungeon / party house, anyone?

Complete with plastic covered beds....

Certainly a statement home could be made for the new owner! Might want to use full CSI suits and masks to clear it out though.

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/91202910

Less "Lie back and think of England", more "Lie back and contemplate the corrugated asbestos roof".

There are portable heaters everywhere so it must be pretty chilly, which you'd think would rather ruin the, er, ambience.

Yes - you’d have to keep your socks on

Either that or it's weirdly-shaped lamp.

But really I'm more bothered about the manacles on the furniture in picture 19 !

Also this - "currently arranged to provide a versatile entertainment venue" caught my eye.....

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thats grim. What’s going on in the industrial shed? It looks like a woman is working on the left hand side of the photos.

Chunkymuffins 😂

It sounds like a name I'd call my cats 🐈 🐈🤣

It's a swinging club not a brothel. You don't get people trafficking in sex clubs. At least not as part of the model.

It was a brave photographer who laid down on the bathroom floor to take a photo of the Domestos.

I had to google it and now worry what it has done to my algorithms!

It looks like Chunkymuffins was operational until 2026, I wonder what happened that they had to sell all of a sudden, especially since it is still advertising its Christmas party.

https://www.chunkymuffins.co.uk/

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These are sex people Lynn

I'm loving the jaunty little red bin beside the chair in picture 13, just waiting to be filled with spunky hankies 🫣🫣

That's given me a good laugh tonight though, well found OP. Oh the glamour!!

Superbly apposite line from the description, “offering excellent versatility for a variety of uses (subject to any necessary consents)”

Wow yes it really does say this! Very erm...apt!

Is anyone willing to take one for the team & arrange a viewing? 😂
I'd do it myself but don't live anywhere near

https://www.lincolnshirelive.co.uk/news/lincoln-news/big-decision-swingers-club-planners-11081632

google found this

That's just the same information as the link earlier in the thread

Def a two-way mirror on pic 3 🤢

My first thought was 'knocking shop'.

The link posted earlier said that only yesterday they got permission to expand. A lot must have happened in 24 hours!

You'd definitely get vaugue suspicions on viewing the place the owners were into bondage wouldn't you. There's no explaining away the multiple item/equipment having other uses, is there? "Oh that's a physio cross, very good for your hips and shoulders".

The sex people furnishings aside, it's an odd layout isn't it? Needs more than a deep clean and a lick of paint.

I actually like it! I mean, apart from the sex stuff. Remove all the furniture, pole, bar and you have a very big property with no neighbours and a pool.

You dont get trafficking/exploitation in sex clubs?

Do you work with vulnerable women?

I can tell you that you do get that

1- staffing
2 - partners of people who are really up for it, being controlled to go along with it

There's not much that makes me laugh on MN these days but that did 🤣

Must have originally been a farm and now the store sheds have been found a very alternative use! It's in the middle of nowhere, fields surrounding it so I am surprised there were complaints about noise. Music? Groans? Screams? Must have been bad!

Wonder whether the owners were originally farmers and tried to diversify into a swinging business? Or they bought it so that they could convert it straight away? The mind boggles.

So many wipe-clean surfaces. Feel sorry for the person who had to clean it. Hope they were paid well. 😷