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Interesting house listing....

86 replies

GreenFootstool · 29/07/2026 16:34

Sex dungeon / party house, anyone?

Complete with plastic covered beds....

Certainly a statement home could be made for the new owner! Might want to use full CSI suits and masks to clear it out though.

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/91202910

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Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 29/07/2026 17:07

Ohnobigbo · 29/07/2026 16:38

Oh wow. I feel like I’ve just looked at something I shouldn’t have!

Everyone needs to look at/inside a swingers club once in their lifetime. Wink

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 29/07/2026 17:08

wheresthesnowgone · 29/07/2026 17:07

A very big bag of chlorine

I’d personally get a priest round to do an exorcism too, just to be on the safe side. He may freak out at the cross though.

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 29/07/2026 17:09

I wonder what the estate agent is going to think of all the interest on Right Move 🤔😂

BeardySchnauzer · 29/07/2026 17:10

The rubber sheets must be a mood killer surely? They give off hospital vibes

wheresthesnowgone · 29/07/2026 17:13

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 29/07/2026 17:08

I’d personally get a priest round to do an exorcism too, just to be on the safe side. He may freak out at the cross though.

Good idea, and a Buddhist monk, and a rabbi and maybe someone from the Scientology team because they're very keen on getting rid of bad vibes.

Actually I'd torch the place and start again.

TheCrenchinglyMcQuaffenBrothers · 29/07/2026 17:18

Goodness, it's all very... wipe clean, isn't it?

BeardySchnauzer · 29/07/2026 17:20

the locker room with the communal shower is - clinical.

hairbearbunches · 29/07/2026 17:21

Oh my god, page 18. PAGE 18! I zoomed in, what was I thinking!

titchy · 29/07/2026 17:26

It’s for sex people Lynne!

NewGoldFox · 29/07/2026 17:26

Flyingdolphins · 29/07/2026 16:51

'versatile entertainment facilities' is one way to put it!!

Is it very versatile though? I wouldn’t exactly host after work drinks there

Dalesway · 29/07/2026 17:29

wheresthesnowgone · 29/07/2026 17:07

A very big bag of chlorine

I feel in need of that myself just reading the listing. Shudders...

BeardySchnauzer · 29/07/2026 17:30

Interesting they’re not selling the business as a going concern so can’t be doing that well

RoseField1 · 29/07/2026 17:36

BeardySchnauzer · 29/07/2026 17:30

Interesting they’re not selling the business as a going concern so can’t be doing that well

Running a sex club is not for many people!

MrsPottsMumofChip · 29/07/2026 17:40

I feel that it would work well in the Omaze House Draw.

SwirlyGates · 29/07/2026 17:45

There's an AI "Ask Rightmove" button. I asked, "Is this a sex dungeon?" Here's what I got:

The listing describes the commercial outbuildings as being arranged to provide a versatile entertainment venue.
According to the agent's details, the facilities include:
A welcoming reception hall
A spacious bar and entertainment room
A games room, lounge, and catering kitchen
A sauna, changing facilities, and a shower room with a walk-in shower
While the setup is highly unique and configured for leisure and entertainment, it is officially described as a residential cottage with commercial outbuildings and leisure facilities.
Would you like me to check the school ratings or transport links near this property?
AI is smart, but it can be inaccurate. Check key details before relying on it.

Hummmm.

Buscobel · 29/07/2026 17:56

The agents have their work cut out with that! Dreadful, utterly dreadful.

purpleme12 · 29/07/2026 18:05

Wow!

Boiledbeetle · 29/07/2026 18:06

MrsPottsMumofChip · 29/07/2026 17:40

I feel that it would work well in the Omaze House Draw.

Imagine the winners meet ups...

"Oh I won the Bath house, and you?"

<shuffles awkwardly> <coughs> <whispers> "the sex dungeon".

"Anyhoo, how are you finding the energy bills?"

BeardySchnauzer · 29/07/2026 18:13

I could see how you could turn that into a really good party holiday let but would need some bleaching/redecorating

externally they look pretty ugly too so would need to do something there.

I assume the agents didn’t ask them to empty the property because they knew it would get clicks!

HelloCheekyCat · 29/07/2026 18:17

The estate agent will be getting excited and expecting loads.of.calls to book viewings after we've all been on rightmove to have a nosey 😆

ValcoServesYOuRight · 29/07/2026 18:22

titchy · 29/07/2026 17:26

It’s for sex people Lynne!

Ahaaa you beat me to it

likelysuspect · 29/07/2026 18:31

I mean people on this site are usually horrified by the thought of porn so surprised the thread is not busier

Probably lots of trafficked women using the place.

I also cannot understand why you wouldnt have removed some of the items and just made it a massive property for holding functions or reunions or whatever

I Knew it would be that area anyway

GreenFootstool · 29/07/2026 18:32

I wonder how many staff such a business employs - cleaning crews will have to be specialist, very discreet bar staff, plus security staff I would have thought. 🤔

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likelysuspect · 29/07/2026 18:33

The furniture is really naff as well

Looks very old fashioned.

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