Congratulations/commiserations to all on their progress/lack of it! I've been lurking but quiet for a while, but feeling the need to vent today.
Our sale seems to be progressing OK. We found out last week, when my husband chased, that the person dealing with our sale at the solicitor's has left the company, so we've been passed on to someone else, who seems less proactive & efficient. Apparently the buyers raised some queries in late February, but they didn't get passed on to us until we chased last week. They got answers straight away.
Then we had an email late Friday afternoon saying the buyers' solicitors were asking for a completion date of 1 April - i.e. less than a fortnight away. Cue panic, and an email saying there's no way we can manage it. We've suggested 16 April - we need to get the kids back to uni, book removers, and find somewhere to live by then! We haven't heard whether that date is OK, so we haven't booked stuff yet.
We're moving into rental while we build, but the market where we're moving is crazy - almost nothing available and anything that comes up has massive competition and goes almost immediately. That's apart from one place which had been on the market since mid-January, but the agent took a holding deposit on it the day we arranged to view it
. I guess we can always live in the motorhome for a while... 
So, we have nowhere to move to, no storage or removals booked, and no completion date set yet. To top it off, the washing machine repair man has just come round to fit the part we've been waiting weeks for, and has found another problem on the machine which means he can't fix it, we need another part or a replacement machine, and we have no idea how long that will take. I've been without a machine for five weeks, we've got a laundry mountain taking over the house, and I'm going to have to visit the launderette for essentials again (because I don't have enough to do...).
Aaaaargh!