I'm going to start doing guided tours of my three up three down, targeted at those like the OP living in the west country.
Highlights will include:
The cupboard under the stairs: poke your head in if you dare face the Swinging PE bags of DOOM.
The stairs of Please Don't Run Down The Stairs It's Almost a Sheer Drop! You'll break your flipping neck!
The kitchen of Please Close The Bathroom Door I'm Trying To Cook and The Smells Mingle and This Layout Must Contravene Health and Safety
And
The Tiny Third Bedroom of What's the Actual Point Of Putting Another Bedroom Tacked on To The Second Bedroom? And Living In Fear Of Waking Those Sleeping in The Second Bedroom...
It's like Harry Potter World with added grit 