Are you KIDDING ME?! (Sale based rant)

[GinIsIn]

Due to exchange tomorrow. Buyer has dragged, dragged and dragged some more, then turned around today and said they want £15k off the price. We already took £20k off the price for them at the start of the process. I am NOT shifting, and they are utter CUNTWEASELS!!!!

Can anyone suggest some creative revenge ideas for once they've moved in, if by some miracle this sodding sale does go through?

fuckers indeed - glad it worked in the end

Phew!

So, what is your revenge going to be?!

Cheeky fuckers. Some people have no morals.

You definitely need revenge. Legal and un-sueable revenge though. Tell all your neighbours what they tried to do in the form of a friendly warning to said neighbours. Maybe a few rotting veg or slow invisible plumbing leak (actually that is probably not legal). I would be very tempted to roundup the lawn as well.

Did they actually exchange?

I really hope they did.

Anything they ask for between exchange and completion, say no.