So to recap;
Add rugs to hide the laminate flooring.
And what is so off putting about looking over a canal? That would really appeal to me
Some people LOVE it and some people hate it - bit of a marmite thing. I would love a river/canal view.
Positives - quite, green, pretty, water, relaxing, not a road.
Negatives - dangerous water for small children, can small, mossies, fear of flooding, canal boats can be noisy and smelly wit the diesel generators or wood burners.
One issue OP is that 'riverside' is currently being touted as a big risk area for London property by Knight Frank (I think) given the huge number of riverside developments coming on line. There is currently a big premium to be paid for 'riverside' and with increased volume expect this to fall.