Wow - there is some seriously nasty furniture in that house.
He has not written that himself, that is how Fine market their houses. I know - I sold mine through them! They have a professional writer working for them and she phones you up and interviews you or comes to see you in person and does the 'lifestyle magazine spread' shizzle. I hated it, I think it's beyond cheesy, and I asked them ot to do it, but they put pressure on me to trust them and go with it. I refused to let them refer to me by name though - I was just the 'owner'.
But the rest of their marketing, their photos, the way they stage for viewings, their feedback to the client etc, could not be faulted, so I swallowed it, begrudgingly.
I think where this one has fallen down is that it's poorly punctuated, making it unclear who is actually writing the piece.
Luckily my house sold before the formal brochure was even in print so they just bunged a few photos onto Rightmove to show that they'd sold the house (all good exposure) and never bothered with publishing the cheesy write-up. Phew - what a relief!
They swear blind that purchasers love it though. 