Teachers(and parents), do you have some funny school related jokes?

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Inspired by the thread going on at secondary.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/secondary/3111352-Jokes-which-make-you-feel-a-bit-clever?pg=1

It's funny, but it's a bit too sophisticated for my ds , except for something like these:

Today I couldn't remember the Roman numerals for 51, 6 or 500.
I was LIVID.

How do you comfort an English teacher who has hurt themselves? Their, they're there.

Do primary teachers(and parents) have any funny school related jokes to brighten the miserable cold weather?

I love it when my pupils suddenly start to get this joke:

There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don’t

What did the inflatable Head Teacher say when the inflatable boy took pins into the inflatable school?

Thank you!
Secondary one is still going after 5 days. Any jokes for primary children, teachers?

I posted this on the secondary thread What's another name for Santa's elves? Subordinate Clauses.
Also, similar to kitty's, there are 3 types of people in the world, those who can count and those who can't.

I love this one (from the other thread though)

10 was scared.
Why?
because 7, 8, 9 and 10 was next.

Why did 7 eat 9?
because you need to eat 3 square meals a day.

What did the inflatable Head Teacher say when the inflatable boy took pins into the inflatable school?

You've let the school down, you've let your teacher down, you've let me down, but most importantly you've let yourself down.....

Thank you!
I just checked out secondary one, it's still going!
mrz, Feenie, Rafa, any jokes?

How many sides does a circle have?

Two, an inside and an outside.

It’s my one crap joke I tell the children (I teach Maths!)

How do you make seven even?
Take away the s ..

Why was the maths text book sad?
It had lots of problems.

What’s the difference between a cosmetic surgeon and an Ofsted inspector?

A cosmetic surgeon tucks up your features.

Yay! We had a bit of giggle. Thank you.
Keep them coming, please!

A farmer put a group of sheep into the top field at his farm. Later he wanted to check they were all ok, so he asked his sheepdog to go and count them.

"There are 40 sheep there," the dog told him. "But I only put 38 sheep in the field!" said the farmer, bemused.

"I know," said the sheepdog. "I rounded them up."

How does a lion like its steak?
RAWR!
How does a primary teacher like their steak? Well done!