In a state of sheer and total desperation this got me throgh a spag bol recipie, even if it doesn't work for you the senario might cheer you up. My husband has been so supportive that I wanted to make him his favourite dinner, whatever it took!!
1 - extract one pair clean pants from drawer
2 - lightly spray crotch area with nice smell
3 - place pants on head
4 - esure nice smelling bit is over nose
5 - adjust so eyes peek through leg holes
The one downside for me is that my first floor kitchen window faces onto a busy street with plenty of passing double decker busses and I don't have curtains.
Or you could just find someone to cook for you