ie. one which brings together all your favourite things which you're not allowed to eat?
I am thinking:
lobster with home-made mayonnaise
a cheese board consisting entirely of runny and blue cheeses - Stinking Bishop, Brie, and something blue and goaty
copious wine
Realistically, I reckon I could make mayonnaise with the baby in a front carrier, but dh may have to hold it while I boil the lobster.
What are you fantasising about eating?