You know you're pregnant when you....

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Gag at the thought of porridge !

Lovely nutritious porridge and it was making me gag/cough at the thought of all the gooey milk stuff ewwww. And I was worried at my lack of symptoms....

Get on the wrong train and have a 2.5 hour detour with a toddler. Or is that just me?

Throw your child's toy on the top shelf because she keeps singing 'that bloody song to it'.

...cooking a roast, and the kitchen is that hot you nearly pass out. Oh and porridge makes you sick

It's 8.15 and you've already cried twice

Feel sick at the thought of food, or toothpaste.

Your glass recycling bin in full of gaviscon bottles instead of wine.

You plan which parks to visit with your 3yr old based on their being toilets in the vicinity.

Usually adore a heatwave and spend the whole time in the garden, this summer I've hid indoors and wished for a dull day.

Yes to gaviscon ! I ate a mixture of fruit and sparkling water and had horrendous stomach ache ate 4 gaviscon tablets and was ok

You drop something on the floor, and think about how much you actually need it/what is 10mo DR going to do with it before deciding to leave it there till DH gets home as bending over would be far too much effort

Look at your wardrobe that is rampacked and literally have nothing to wear that isnt too tight, too hot, doesnt annoy your pregnant belly/baby, doesnt show off the bottom of your bump etc so you just settle for the old faithful which you seem to live in at the moment as you refuse to buy anymore clothes with only 2 weeks to go!

You wish you could just turn up to work in your husband's baggy t-shirt and knickers as it's so comfy and also acceptable to wear at home!

Also you dont find talking about boobs, bits, muscus and all other nasties awkward anymore

And you get serious baby envy when your friend (who granted was 40+6) has her DC and is delivered by your own wonderful midwife

Your so hot and tired you go to bed earlier than your 6 year old DS!

You gag three times brushing your teeth, twice walking past the bins and once on the way to work thinking about a particularly runny egg you once had...gag....

you think about gagging and it makes you gag

Certain textures of food make you gag, even if the thought of eating them is appealing, as soon as you put it in your mouth you gag x

This thread makes you gag...?

You have to get out of bed in order to turn over.

You wish for summer to end is it just me that melting
Oh and thought getting on train to work makes me want to cry :-(

Leave going to the loo until absolutely the last minute because getting up off the sofa seems an impossible task, and then think about how lucky babies are to get to wear nappies...

You have to stand sideways to wash up or cook, because your bump is so enormous.

Using your toes as claws to pick things up that you drop on the floor and becoming an expert in flinging the thing upwards to catch it... otherwise all hope is lost and these items shall never be seen again

Eat 4 packets of Hula Hoops before breakfast...

Eat about 20 ice pops a day and still feel hot and thirsty.

Your lovely DH starts asking permission to make perfectly normal things like buttered toast in case the smell makes you gag.

Get out of the lift at the shopping centre at the wrong floor, luckily nice people shout "Hey lady! You pressed floor 6, this is floor 3!" and hold the door for you!!

Think a decaff iced mocha and a chocolate brownie is a nutritionally balanced breakfast and lunch, and snack.

You spend so long having a poo you're tempted to pop it in a babygro and give it a name