You know you're pregnant when you....

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Gag at the thought of porridge !

Lovely nutritious porridge and it was making me gag/cough at the thought of all the gooey milk stuff ewwww. And I was worried at my lack of symptoms....

You spend all day thinking of eating a particular thing, go half an hour out of your way to obtain it, then cry because you don't like it.

You feel like crying because your boobs are so huge and uncomfortable, when all your life all you've wanted is bigger boobs

When getting in and out the bath makes you feel like an actual whale...

Or my favourite

... when you become clumsy and bump into things because your balance is off and you're now looking like a wide-load delivery van...

When you speak you have to structure your sentences around the hiccups and burps.

Your belly button has popped out that much it looks like a nose/chickens tail and you can actually see the end of it!

"You wish you could just turn up to work in your husband's baggy t-shirt and knickers as it's so comfy and also acceptable to wear at home!"

Yes it is so unfair! Especially as in this weather many blokes decide to strip off to their naked beer belly and tiny shorts and no one bats an eyelid even though their bump and boobs rival yours.

lol squizita I just sat there this morning for half an hour and couldnt decide what on earth to wear to work and my t-shirt and knickers combo was so appealing... We have friends over tonight so its not like I can even do it when I get home

squizita - So true! That's why I wear a baggy top/vest and short shorts as underwear

However I have been out in public today in just shorts and my bra; I have ds in the boba so he's my "t-shirt" - luckily I'm not showing yet

Have to take three buses into town as have to get keep getting off to be sick :( Would've gone home if it wasn't that I was going to the scan.

When you let out a bit of a groan getting yourself onto the sofa, again getting off the sofa, turning over at night and generally every time you do something that involves movement.

When your knickers are totally soaked in vile smelling discharge, nad you end up spending half your take home pay on pantyliners.

When you get stuck in the bath and have to wait for DH to come and rescue you.

Your hayfever is that bad so when you sneeze when standing you then piss yourself.

Even the sight of a supermarket and all its chilled cabinet smells make you retch.

You weep every time you watch the news.

Boobs and stomach are best friends and insist on lying together all the time

When you forget what your feet look like and your bump becomes a food tray...