You know you are pregnant when..... (finish the sentence!)

[Hubbythecatandme]

You know you are pregnant when..... your husband catching you eating two tins of sardines from a bowl and drinking orange juice with it.... It was absolutely delicious if you ask me!

... there is no position in bed which is comfortable, no matter how many pillows you position around yourself.

or for the first trimester (plus a bit)

... the thought of climbing the stairs for bed is like climbing Everest and you seriously consider asking your DH to move the spare bed downstairs for you.

OMG I am not looking forward to this, we have lots of stairs :s think I'll never come down lol!
I can't stand the smell of coffee either, just looking at my box of old favourite "mocha" makes me gag :s
thedrugs what is your favourite drink?

all food tasts meh and unpalatable and walking around the supermarket makes you silently heave at every aisle and you can only eat chocolate biscuits for days on end and nothing else and the thought of eating any vegetables makes you want to run a mile

• you cry because a Christmas tree looks so pretty

• you vomit so violently you wet yourself

• you walk like you've pooed yourself because of SPD

• you don't notice you've put your shoes on the wrong foot

• people look at you with a warm smile on their faces

You forget to pick your children up from school

You get wound up at the tiniest of things and your poor dh/dp doesn't know where he stands

just kidding!!!

My memory is shocking though!!!

I'm with you k8eee

You go to bed at half 7. Night night.

You find your phone in the fridge.... (convinced im loosing it)

When people say 'you look well' you're paranoid they mean 'you look fat'

I can't get comfy with the feeling I have 2 legs stuck in my ribs .... Want to eat everything in sight

..... Oh and can't remember a blooming thing - what's that about !!!!

When you get the coughing lurgy and piss yourself 956 times a day!

You pick food based on what it's like to vomit back up (still doing this at 36 weeks )

You take your bra off at night and it feels like your boobs have been in a vice.

You want to eat chips for every meal.

You can't keep your eyes open, sooo tired

Your pants are never clean

when standing or bending now involves grunting. you have to arm roll of the sofa and heave (with grunting) yourself up. so undignified!

You don't give a fig when the cat trails a dead pigeon through the cat flap because that's now DHs responsibility ('it might have diseases!').

Trousers are the enemy.

You cry because of pasta.

You start muttering to yourself under your breath (no idea what about!)

It is suddenly ok for everyone to want to look at or touch your belly!

You have weird fucking dreams, like the one where I had measuring tape attached to my vagina. What the....?!

Hahaha can't stop laughing at that one Annabanana!!! I have the weird dreams!
I feel like I hate everyone at the moment and everyone is trying to get on my nerves!
I can't work out if I'm hungry or just need to be sick!
It's a mission just to have a shower!
Making dinner makes me heave!!
I can't stop farting!!