Preggo Rage.

[ladymalfoy]

Husband eating too load for my liking. He's keeping his mouth closed but eating very quickly and just making way too much noise. I really want to scream and yell at him to stfu but I know its hormones. And he's talking too loud. I'm so close to meltdown.

LOVE this thread!

I was actually quite calm in the face of this happening last night, but I felt ragey inside! If it had been two weeks earlier when I was in full early pregnancy nausea and knackeredness I would have walked out, but luckily I had snacked beforehand just in case... I will reveal...

Went to DPs mum and dads house for dinner last night with DPs sister and her partner. Lovely lovely. (None of these people know I'm pregnant!) Arrived on time at 7.30 after MIL insisted we be on time. OK. Sat and ate the nibbles provided in the living room and chatted until food was ready. QUARTER PAST NINE. WTF? and it was slightly cold, and not even very nice. and a stupid meal as 2 of the people at the meal have dietary needs which weren't met in the main meal so she made separate dishes for each of them. What's the point? We would all have liked something simple, on time, and filling so we could just eat and chat, rather than waiting until we're starving, wolfing food down and then running away because it was late.

She apologised saying it took longer to cook than she thought it would. YOU THINK???

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I want to kill my partners parents and him because of them! its a long story but im so pissed off I need to have a rant about it
So, when we 1st found out I was pregnant I told him not to tell his parents until we had got over the shock, would he wait? no of course not. I hadn't met his parents because they are super traditional and for them you don't bring the girl home unless your about to propose (I want to wait a couple more years for that). They demanded they meet me and arranged a time and place that was convenient for them. So went and met them and sat there for almost an hour as they ranted at us telling me to get an abortion, I haven't done anything with my life and generally just verbally attacking me (wankers!). Now that they have 'got over the shock' code for realised they're gonna have a grandkid they aren't gonna know, they want me to go round and spend time with them so they can see my child. Umm how about fuck off!!! you wanted it dead so to you it will be and DP needs to stop going on about how they feel and shit who cares!!
Ugh!!!!! rant over now to spend the day sleeping and eating

Last night I could have reached across the sofa and thrown his bowl and spoon out of the window
He was clunking the spoon extra hard against the bow JUST TO PISS ME OFF. There was hardly any rice left! Obviously. Oh dear lord it was so annoying!

My dad bought me my fave cheese for my birthday last week - saint agur. usually I'd be polite. I just about stopped myself from throwing it at hus fucking pin head.

Wow Morgs that's not preggo rage, they sound like assholes!

I've confined myself to the house now. I turned a couple of friends away yesterday (they actually popped by unannounced to see if I was in labour, what the FUCK? I think this pretty rude) and am refusing to leave.

Dh got the rage yesterday. He came back from the store screaming his head off. No less than 17 people asked him if we'd had the baby yet, when was it coming and why didn't I get a move on? He now understands why I've holed myself up at home!

People popped in...unannounced...to see if you were in labour.

WTF [rage] on your behalf.

Do they value their life...

Oops no rage emoticon

doesn't cut it i'm afraid

It's one particular woman. She's done it THREE TIMES now.

My midwives will scare the crap out of her if she actually turns up when I am.

My front door opens into an open plan downstairs where the birthing pool will be. Any visitors will be shot!

You never just 'pop in' at that stage in case the woman actually is in labour.

It's not rocket science is it

When she told me "oh I was really hoping I could meet your midwife" (she wants to use her for her next birth) I was too shocked to say "maybe schedule a fucking appointment with her then?!"

Right. Sorry to completely take over this thread but I actually want to kill my mil.

She just rang dh to tell him we're expected at dinner this evening.

Dh told her it's unlikely as I'm really finding it hard to move anywhere (let alone go sit at a dinner table for two hours eating shit that they've been told countless times I can't eat because of my reflux - raw fucking onions and raw garlic - REALLY?! and the fact that I don't have one piece of clothing that I can wear now).

She turns around and says I'm not coping very well. FUCK YOU!!!

She then says she's coming round to convince me to come. Why can't people leave me ALONE. I'm overdue and in agony and wish everyone would go and boil themselves.

Ugh. It's 1am and I'm up cos my stupid legs won't stop jumping (despite slathering on magnesium oil which is supposed to help), DH is snoring, it's too frigging hot in bed, stretchmarks are itching like a motherfucker and heartburn is pissing me off so I've been up drinking milk too. Just want to get comfortable and go to sleeeeep. And baby has only just stopped kicking the fuck out of me which is good cos it bloodywell hurts!!!

1am? Where are you paper moon?

My little monster is on the turn again. At 40 +4!! Knowing my luck he's going transverse, posterior up my bum or something.

BummyMummy, I'm in Oz:) hope your little one turns round the right way!

Arghhhh I am soooo mad!!!! Yesterday I worked 9-7 and had to change at work and take ds to an awards dinner and got home at 11.30pm absolutely knackered. Was back at work at 7am til 5pm and went straight to my mums to collect ds as dp had promised him tea out tonight. Told dp it can't be a late one as its a school night - and what do I find when I finally get home? Him sitting watching a bloody bike race which he recorded - refuses to even look at me until it finishes ( which is in about 20 mins).... So we have to wait for him now. I have nowt in for dinner except beans and no bread so I either have to go out and shop or go for dinner. Oh and did I mention when I went to pick up ds it turned out he left all his homework at school and got a big telling off for it? Only didn't cancel dinner out there and then cos I would have had dp moaning at me...

Thank god for day off tomorrow and time to catch up on sleep and washing/cleaning

Dh has just had a go at me for 'letting' ds make a mess (he trod in the cat's water dish and spread a small amount of water on the (tiled) floor). The water would have dried within 15 minutes, but he had to make a big show (sighing as he went) of mopping it up.

I wasn't LETTING him, I can barely fucking walk! Frankly, if ds is entertained and not doing anything likely to result in death, I'm happy to leave him to it. If you want to make extra work for yourself, go right ahead, but leave me the fuck out of it!

On the run - seems like our dp's aren't doing themselves any favours tonight! I ended up walking out the house and taking ds for dinner just the two of us. Just got back and taken the money it cost out of dp's cash stash. Feel better now!

I was starting to feel better but this weekend I could have actually done DH in and buried him under the patio without breaking a sweat. I swear, he goes out of his way to piss me off. He knows I'm hormonal, I've sat and explained it to him and now it's like every little thing he makes a point of making a point if it (I know that makes not grammatical sense at all) - it's just to highlight that I'm hormonal I'm sure and make him look like he's a victim. Fuuuucccckkkkkkkk offffffffff! I'm desperately trying to be calmer but he is just driving me mental!

My DP is breathing on my side of the bed again.

It's Sunday so he has been in it since about 6.30pm as he likes an early night on Sunday.

In about 10 minutes I will need another wee and when I get back in it will wake him up. He will then turn over and ask if alarm is set. Then tell me it is too hot in here. Then ask me to feel his head which will be clammy and sweaty. I will refuse and tell him he is hot as he has had the quilt over his head.

We have had the same conversation for the last 2 years. Every Sunday. As reliable as songs of praise.

Tonight it just might push me over the edge.

Have been lurking on this thread but have some steam to let off, so here goes!

Have a lovely friend who I know is not trying to piss me off or anything but keeps touching my stomach and saying how big I'm getting now. I'm FOURTEEN FUCKING WEEKS! My tummy is podgy because I'm bloated there isn't a bump in sight!

Seriously it's bad enough people touching you when there's obviously a baby in there but who the fuck just rubs women's stomachs when there is nothing there yet!!?? Several people around here it would seem!

Grrrrr.....

DM/MIL/women of this general age - 'How are you?' me: 'Fine thank you, just wish time would hurry along so I can meet this baby' Them 'oooooooh just you wait! with eye rolling and a 'knowing' look - like I don't know whats going to hit me..

FUCK YOU!! Im 3fucking4, ffs I think I know what to expect!! I am a grown woman ffs!!!! Aaaaaargh! FUCK YOU!!!

....that feels better

Emily, those kind of comments drove me absolutely insane when I was pregnant with ds. Now I get "you think one is hard work? Just you wait!" I think it's the glee in their voices that makes me homicidal.

Just for the record, I found looking after a newborn far easier than being pregnant, and I got a lot more sleep (and ds is definitely not much of a sleeper).

Thanks ontherun. I know its going to be a HUGE change to our lives and is our first so lots of learning curves but still, the way they go on make me feel like a naughty pregnant school girl!

Fuuuuuuuuuuck.

Mil has just rung to say maybe I should go and get a c section if I can't cope with being pregnant. They were her exact words.

I know I have raging hormones but I'm really starting to dislike the woman.