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Preggo Rage.

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ladymalfoy · 10/10/2013 18:03

Husband eating too load for my liking. He's keeping his mouth closed but eating very quickly and just making way too much noise. I really want to scream and yell at him to stfu but I know its hormones. And he's talking too loud. I'm so close to meltdown.

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Rhibeetee · 06/11/2013 05:25

A woman came up to me outside the school gates yesterday and said "well you're disappointing aren't you? Why haven't you had him yet?"

Erm, FUCK and OFF

Wanker

Meringue33 · 06/11/2013 05:40

A friend and I went into a bookshop; they didn't have the book she was looking for so she yelled "What kind of bookshop are you anyway???!... Oh my god I'm so preggggnant..." And burst into tears.

froubylou · 06/11/2013 06:39

I seriously contemplated running into someone's car door on sunday.

Stupid fuckers stood chatting with door open on car which meant I couldn't drive into the bay without running woman over and taking off door. I just leaned on the horn. Fuckers moved then.

Bastards at orange can't process my card payment this morning. I know there us money in that account as I have just checked it. Why can't they just do.

Bastards. Bastards. Bastards.

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ladymalfoy · 06/11/2013 07:01

Apparently I'm no longer sexually attractive as I'm a mum(almost) and having sex with me makes DH uncomfortable. I am however the perfect chauffeurs and will be ferrying everyone around at the weekend. I'm being unreasonable for getting upset about it as well.
I don't want to go to fucking work today.
Fuck.

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MrsRV · 06/11/2013 07:45

I wanted to shout at sonographer yesterday "just tell me its fucking sex you bitch, I know you know!!"- it was my 12 week scan - unreasonable???

HorryIsUpduffed · 06/11/2013 09:10

A woman came up to me outside the school gates yesterday and said "well you're disappointing aren't you? Why haven't you had him yet?"

Yeah, that's why DH is doing the school run. FUUUUUUUCK OOOOOOOFF.

I've had 17 texts/ emails today asking if he's been born or when?! When?! Fucking idiots! If I don't answer some of them get stroppy. Are they going to want updates during labour? Pricks.

Again, FUUUUUUUCK OOOOOOFF.

And, in the spirit of the thread, and very uncharacteristic for me Grin, THEY ARE ALL CUNTS.

Rhibeetee · 06/11/2013 11:25

Well said Horry!!

BummyMummy77 · 06/11/2013 11:46

Well said!

Poor dh has got a big bruise coming on his leg and isn't talking to me and I've really pulled or ripped one of my minge ligaments.

I dreamt he was looking at photos of his ex and I caught him and he told me he wished I was still skinny.

Of course I woke up and started kicking the shit out of him.

I need to do some emergency apology work now. May go make my own breakfast and look sad.

MrsPatMustard · 06/11/2013 12:46

Had a complete hissy fit at DP last night because the dining room was untidy. He's been nothing short of saintlike during preganancy so I really was being a bitch.

Have been feeling suitably contrite all day and have bought him a apology cookie. The cookie itself is not a big gesture - however not eating myself when every atom in my body craves sugar is a big deal!

BummyMummy77 · 06/11/2013 13:03

Haha, I bought dh some chocolates he liked as a 'sorry' a while back but they didn't make it until he got home from work.

MontyP · 06/11/2013 19:44

Thanks for these. Have read them out to DH so he knows what to expect and that so far he has been let off lightly :)

junebaby2014 · 06/11/2013 20:38

Reading all your comments has made me giggle and cheered me up.

I've been in a foul mood since friday barely spoke 2 words to my bf, hes fallen out with me because iv made him feel like a dick?? A dick..... Well maybe if he asked how i was feeling now and again instead of going out drinking all the f'ing time i'd be happy???

Oh and everything is always my fault? Really, u knocked me up, i'm carrying your child for 9 months, give me a fucking break!

Rant over SmileSmileSmileSmileSmile

froubylou · 06/11/2013 20:56

THEY ARE ALL BASTARDS IN THIS BASTARDING HOUSE AND CAN ALL FUCK RIGHT OFF.

They can do their own cooking, cleaning, washing and ironing from now on.

Bastards.

Rhibeetee · 07/11/2013 20:38

7 hours of contractions, 7 HOURS!!..gradually got down to 7 mins apart and 50 seconds long. Then guess what! They stopped!!

I'm so annoyed, I'm having DHs last can of lager and he can suck a chobber if he's got a problem with it!

BummyMummy77 · 07/11/2013 22:04

Bollocks to contractions stopping. That's unfair.

Suck a chubbier? Are you Australian? Ha, I'm going to steal dh's last beer while he's out.

I asked dh to make sure he de-ticked the cats today. Did he? I've just pulled (and I'm being completely honest) 57 ticks of varying sizes (some huge like black olives) off the poor little buggers. And found three crawling on me. Because lymes disease is something I really need right now.

Rhibeetee · 08/11/2013 01:43

Ha, no, definitely not Australian...just nice and English.
Yes, it all sucks!
And every bastards else in this town seems to be having their baby early. They can also eat a dick.

Ewwww ticks! They make me shudder...big fat horrible little bastards! You're brave!
Save empty beer bottle to strike naughty DHs tick picking head with when he gets back. If he did attempt to pick the ticks, he certainly did a piss poor job and maybe this will knock some sense into him and he'll realise.

I headbutted DHs face before...sort of by accident, sort of because his mutant son is still in my body and won't get out AND because his stupid lager gave me hourendous heartburn.
Twat!

BummyMummy77 · 08/11/2013 02:06

I hear you. I'm very rageful this boy is still in here. If I end up having to go into hospital and have tens of thousands worth of medical stuff done because he likes chilling out and being late just like Daddy then I'm going to have to get a punch bag.

He didn't actually do any ticks and I was about to go batshit on him when he popped up with an early push present. He bought me a diamond and ruby ring I saw months ago and said I'd liked. Calculating bastard. I now have to be nice to him for at least 2 weeks.

He actually said that. If I do another Kathy Bates on him he's going to confiscate it.

I can't believe he thinks he can bribe and threaten me like a child. And that it totally works.

Maybe I can hold his ipad ransom or something.

The heartburn really steps up a gear now right? I had a glass that I was burping bubbly acid into all evening on the coffee table.

I'd defiantly head butt dh if he came within a foot of me with his breath. Let alone lager breath.

livingzuid · 08/11/2013 08:00

Thank you ladies for this thread. It made me chuckle! Although my rage has not quite set in my normal impatience is in overdrive. When I actually have a window of feeling normal in amongst the sickness. The one thing that drives me nuts is invasion of personal space. DH who I adore and really has been a star has not been allowed near me for the last six weeks. I can't bear it. And oh in the morning when he rolls over and breathes in my face makes me want to puke in it there and then for being so inconsiderate whilst he sleeps. And he smells funny. And he wants to rub my belly lightly to say hi to the baby erm hell no. I have punched him quite hard before for trying to do so. And pushed him out of the bed in the middle of the night for daring to hug me. Poor man. And I'm only ten and a half weeks.

livingzuid · 08/11/2013 08:02

And he complains when I cuddle the dog. Which is the only thing allowed near me. I explain the dog is a replacement hot water bottle which I can't stand the feel of. And my dog growls at him if he gets too near. So it's another deterrent. DH feels quite ganged up on.

froubylou · 08/11/2013 13:06

My DP woke me up the other night to ask if the baby was hiccuping. It was 4am. Bastard.

Jermain whatshisface on loose women really irritating me immensely. I want to smash his face in. His laugh/snigger/nervous twitch irrates me beyond what is normal.

And I had to phone orange this morning. Again. To complain. Again. The conversation nearly reduced me to tears of rage and now I darent leave the house because I don't trust myself.

And yesterday a white van parked over the lines at tescos car park so I had to climb in through the passengers side. I'm 34 weeks pregnant. They should not do that to me. Bastards.

HorryIsUpduffed · 08/11/2013 14:42

Oh yy to being touched out.

Look, someone is headbutting me in the cervix about 12 hours a day, and squirming all over my belly the other 12 hours. Keep. Your. Hands. To. Yourselves.

froubylou · 08/11/2013 19:38

You still upduffed horry?

I'd be raging if I were you too. Sending you extra strong pushing vibes for a nice weekend birth!

I shouted at a woman earlier for parking in the parent and child bays. Without a child. When I had to waddle from about a mile away as I didn't have a dc young enough to justify parking in one. Her excuse was that her very new, very big shiny 4 x 4 doesn't fit in a normal bay without the risk of it being scratched.

DP dragged me away before I could respond. Bastards.

prettyinpink90 · 08/11/2013 23:46

DP is keeping me awake AGAIN with his bloody loud breathing!!!

BummyMummy77 · 09/11/2013 08:52

Awake by 3am with stomach pain AGAIN. By the time I'm fully awake it goes. This baby is taking the piss.

Dh's breath STINKS. It's like he's been eating cat shit or something. I just want to h

BummyMummy77 · 09/11/2013 08:54

Oops - just want to hold the pillow over his face for a short while. Just enough to scare him into using mouthwash.