Preggo Rage.

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Husband eating too load for my liking. He's keeping his mouth closed but eating very quickly and just making way too much noise. I really want to scream and yell at him to stfu but I know its hormones. And he's talking too loud. I'm so close to meltdown.

Any update BM??

Bm I need to know how you are!

Just had to eat a ruffle bar cos dp making me v.v.v stabby tonight.

He smells funny. That might be my fault as he had annoyed me last week half way round morrisons so I got him cheap and nasty shower gel.

He keeps breathing on me.

Poked him with my special toenail and he asked if I had been for my dinner. No you fucker cos it's 2am and you made me jump.

And been down for another glass of water and now I need another wee. Ffs.

I have insomnia now, which is extra preggo-rage inducing. I went up for an early night as was knackered and very grumpy. Could I sleep? Hell no. Even though I've been too tired to function all day. So now it's 4am, I have to be up and ready to face another day in 3 hours. I am not amused.

DH is even irritating me by his ability to sleep peacefully whilst I suffer (unfair of me to say I know, as he has to get up and work tomorrow - at least in theory I can have a nap once the kids are at school)

Hoping for an update from BM soon...

Also lurking for an update from BummyMummy. Good luck!

I bet she'll come on and tell us all to fuck off, and that she'll update when she's bloody ready!

I'm too fucking busy to be updating you fools on Mumsnet.

Eifion Paul was born after a pretty quick 12 hours, 6 of which was pushing. Midwife wouldn't even let me have paracetamol. That got lots of rage haha.

He's 7.7 with a massive head that's ruined my moomin and got me 10 days of bed rest. (Lost quite a bit of blood too). He is far too cute to feel rageful at.

I obviously felt annoyed about something though as I have bloodied and bruised knuckles and can't remember how! :S

Highlight was shitting on dh in the births tub and watching him try not to freak out whilst chasing little bits of poo around with his wine sediment sieve haha.

Congratulations BummyMummy!

I really think you should write a book/blog on preggo rage - your posts make me piss myself laughing! (probably more being preggo!)

Yay Bummy!

Congratulations bummy. enjoy your little one

my rage today is because I cleaned the kitchen. took me an hour and knackered my back and hips. then dp strolls in makes himself breakfast and leaves mess everywhere. he got a teaspoon thrown at his head. wankbadger.

Bummy, what a lovely end to all that rage, congratulations!

Congrats bummy
Your posts on here never fail to make me laugh....you'll still need to visit with funny tales xx

Thank fuck you are ok bm. Love his name!

Don't forget you can continue with your rage for another 6 months at least. We just blame it on hormones now and baby blues!

Pmsl at your dh chasing floaters around. I wanted a water birth but probably having a c section now. I told dp that would be his job and the wanker gagged.

I have supermarket rage again today. Honestly why can't people just fucking walk normally. Why all the stop start swerving that goes on. And I'm usually the first to defend the oldrr generation but I think they are taking the piss out of me now.

2 old dears have shuffled and wimbled round today. Had me reach up to pass them some fancy pickle they needed and everything. Average speed about half a mile per hour getting in my way.

Until they announced there was some reduced stuff at the end of aisle 6. Never seen a pair of octogenarians move so fast ffs.

Just taking piss out of me by shuffling around. Bastards.

bummy yay and congratulations!

Frouby I think its something to do with Fridays. Ive just been to M&S and it was full of the grey cauliflower hair do brigade. the first thing they always do without fail is walk into the shop and stop dead... right in the fucking walkway... when I have a precious half a fucking hour to grab lunch and back to work.. there should be a curfew for old folk in suppermarkets - not allowed in between 12 and 2pm!

Of course on the way out I was following a couple of shuffers blissfully ignorant of the que of people building up behind them but couldnt get past them.. then guess what they did as they got outside the door?! any guesses? THEY STOPPED FUCKING DEAD! Arrrrrrggh! (who mentioned scissor kicks?!)

Congratulations bummy! And please come back and visit often.

I am just raging in general today. I keep hoping something specific will piss me off so I can have a proper tantrum, but nothing will cooperate. Everything is working properly, dh is well behaved and helpful.

Maybe I will phone my mother and initiate a conversation about my lack of career direction.

Not pg now thank god but I was a monster and my dp christened me Fecundstein. I'd love it if it got picked up. Better than pregzilla.

bummy congrats and I am totally creased up at the use of a wine sediment sieve to fish out shit. That'll learn your DH.

My rage has been quelled a little by having the raging shits and vomiting bug. It turns out you need some energy to be rageful. Who knew?

I love this thread .

I am not pregnant. I realise now I did not take full advantage of it's my hormones.

Congrats BummyMummy!

I have the rage tonight. Sigh.

My rage tonight is at stupid creepy clown rumours going around fb. And that fucker Stephen King for writing It. And the stupid mners who did a scary book thread at Halloween and all said how scary it was so I realised I hadn't read it. So downloaded it just in time for some silly bastards to be running round in clown dress up gear.

So that means that even though I am really, really thirsty I darent go down and get myself a drink.

Congratulations bummy!

I have the rage. I've been up half the night unable to sleep. I spent the majority of yesterday crying and sobbing. Then dh got me the wrong chocolate. Not his fault but I was still very upset about it!

I've got a cold, I'm cold and tired and very cross. I pity anyone who pisses me off today.

I had the rage yesterday with people taking advantage of my husband (which is fair enough to be ragey at) but then also because someone took the last tube of smarties from the fridge at work. They weren't my smarties, work gives us crisps and chocolate and pop for free, but i wanted them.

I've got the rage today with my stupid pissing kitchen clock. Fucker kept stopping and I used about eleventy billion batteries before taking the stupid thing off the wall. Finally got a new mechanism to fit it, waited a month for the fucker to arrive from China, fitted it and all seemed well. For half an hour. Then it stopped. Thought it might've accidentally been an old battery I put in it. Bought new batteries today. All well and good, working again. For half an hour. The cuntox has stopped again and I'm going to throw it out the window. RAAAGGE!!

Congratulations Bummy!

Congrats too Bummy, didn't see your post earlier!!