Preggo Rage.

[ladymalfoy]

Husband eating too load for my liking. He's keeping his mouth closed but eating very quickly and just making way too much noise. I really want to scream and yell at him to stfu but I know its hormones. And he's talking too loud. I'm so close to meltdown.

exaggerated

well I'm pretty sure someone has got the wrong end of the stick

There is always someone who has to ruin it isn't there?

What frustrates me Whisper is that the thread was clicked on, read, and still confused thought that we should all be told to fuck off.

I don't expect preferential treatment because i'm pregnant. It's because i'm fucking ace.

and modest. Can't forget modest. :)

Oh my, has someone had a sense of humour failure today? Or is it just someone enjoying trolling a thread full of hormonal women letting off some highly entertaining steam? I wouldn't recommend it as apparently we are all violent lunatics and could quite easily do some damage

Right, I'm off to drive over the nearest unsuspecting cyclist who dares come near my car. Plenty of them round here to choose from so I'm spoilt for choice!

Is this AIBU?

Have we requested anyones opinion?

No.

You still got gunny bm? Might need him.

confused

I came on to tell everyone that I'm having contractions 4 minutes apart and was feeling rather sorry for myself.

Thanks for tipping me over into my lovely safe rage, it made the last two much easier.

Get out of the thread and stay out or I shall bitch slap you from here to next week.

I think I love you bummy

Yay for bm having contractions! Now is your dp there? Has he got the boat ready for the midwife? Phone her and remind her you need drugs.

Leave your birthing pool up when you have done with it too. We can use it if confused comes back. If she/he isn't actually a witch then they won't actually drown.

Oh wait they will won't they? Fuck.
Shame.

I WANT FUCKING DRUGS. Who's stupid fucking idea was this?

The cats are all playing in the birth tub.

I've changed my mind I want epidurals and hospitals.

Oh bunny cats playing in the birth pool...dear lord... I'm honestly so pleased for you that your contractions have finally started and not at all laughing at your misery which I hope is nearly at an end. Keep us posted! How exciting.

bummy even. Blame it on the fact that I'm sitting at my desk eating Nutella from my knife.

Bm I'm here eating mr kipling french fancies aldi snides for you. I know they aren't drugs but with the amount of e numbers in them they ought to be.

Kick the cats out though. They will be making soup with dead rodents if you don't watch them.

ooh good luck bummy though im a bit sad that we wont get many more rages from you now

Ug. You may get a few yet.

Are you meant to bleed with each contraction? That doesn't strike me as good.

I just ate a bowl of Crunchy Nut conrflakes and promptly threw them up.

Good luck bummy!!!

Fuck off confusedabouted

Wow this thread has made me laugh out loud! Glad I'm not the only one with the rage. I'm 27 weeks tomorrow and look like I'm about to pop. It's getting harder to just smile sweetly and nod when people comment on my size. It's only likely to get worse over the next 12 weeks (scheduled section so at least there's a definite end date in sight and no possibility of going overdue, thank goodness)

I have really got the rage today after phoning the Jobcentre with a query about SMP/ MA - I have filled in the SMP1 form on my employer's behalf as she is blind but according to the jobsworth at JobcentrePlus the entire form 'has to be filled in in the employer's handwriting otherwise my claim for MA will be rejected' I wish I'd had the presence of mind to ask for his manager, accuse them of discrimination and cite the equalities act. If my boss could see to fill in the forms in her own handwriting and do other such tasks, I would be out of a job. Morons.

Otherwise, I'm mostly getting the rage with DH and the DC and keeping it disguised from the rest of the world...

Good luck bummy, hope it all goes well. I wasn't really paying attention when I was in labour, but I think bleeding with contractions is quite normal.

Please come back and visit us after when you're all calm and loved up and not angry any more. You can laugh at us and tell us how unreasonable we're being.

I am 38 weeks with mild pregnancy irritability, I don't belong on this thread I think!

Good luck bummy.

Love love love this thread.
Didn't think I was getting any pregnancy rage until I had a complete melt down at a couple of 6th formers yesterday. Stupid little bastards haven't even started their course work, it's due tomorrow to give me time to mark the 46 pieces of work which are all meant to be 2500 words each before internal moderation, they seem to think deadlines don't apply to them. Dicks. Ranting raving and maybe the odd tear ensued.

THEN one of the little oikes offered to get me a cup of coffee!!!! It was kinda fun watch his 6'2 frame back away slowly as a screech of rage about how I'm not allowed sodding coffee left my lips.

Confusedabouted. It's my thread. I started it. Name changed for Doctor Who festivities.
Now fuck off back from whence you came.
Would you really speak to a room full of us with that tone and attitude?
I also hope all the doctor Who stuff on tv is making you puke with boredom.
So there!

And good luck Bunny.

I hate work and the people at it! I forgot to do a couple things and 2 of the bitches made such a big deal out of it and made me feel like shit, even though they're both lazy and I did pretty much everything! (not even an exaggeration). Since finding out I'm pregnant most people I work with are really alright and understanding when I forget something or get tired and need a break. A few horrible wenches have decided to make my life hell and put me in the busiest areas with no help and when they're there just sit at the computer and phone doing nothing!

debating whether to watch a sad film and just crying like a maniac to get it out of my system.

Good luck bummy I hope its soon for you x

Bm I hope you are too busy having newborn cuddles to come and update us but when you get a minute pop in and let us know.

Worried about you on that island with your midwife and presumably hospital and drugs a boatride away. Is there a helicopter service though?

Not that you will need it. You will have embraced all that rage to get you through. Xx