Holy shit, I'm pregnant!

[uptheduffandincognito]

I've just done a test as I was late and there were definitely 2 pink lines!

I so was not expecting this and I can't tell DH as he's away until the weekend - I had to tell someone and I'm sorry I can't say who I am, it wouldn't be fair for thousands of others to know about this before he does, but I was bursting.

Only trouble is, I'm mean to to be going to see some friends in a few days (before I see dh to tell him) and they are going to notice if I'm not drinking wine with them.

Come to think of it, I have had a good bottle of wine over the last 3 days - will that have harmed the baby?

I am actually shaking now. How am I going to hold things together?

Mmmmmmm, well it ain't me!!

No- definitely not me, sp!

well?

Rhubarb, IS it YOU? You have 2, like wine (and Guiness), dunno about the swimming and dh who's away though.

don't think she likes him enough to let him get her preggers at the mo.

bossykate?
oliveoil?
fisil?

bossykate wouldn't use the word 'cossy' to describe a swimming costume imo.

Omg, Tinker?

hmmm no one even considers that it could me me

be*

is it Tamba?

That's true. Tinker wouldn't use cozzy either, come to that. And they both drive. Doh!

Is it you tamba?

Nope :)

But i fit all the clues!

OMG! I can't believe this is still going on!

And none of you have even come close!

Dh gets back tonight so I may tell him tonight or tomorrow, depending how jet lagged he is. Will reveal all to you lot when I have.

you may be up the duff but you need a slap. don't tease
seriously though, what time is he back?

long after the pc is turned off Allie!

I don't see why we have to wait for you to tell him .... we're all hobbits .. and everyone knows hobbits are mythical creatures so really it will be like telling your imaginary friend

we're not real, we're your cyber friends. That doesn't count

I reckon it is Tinker as we come from the same part of the UK and cossy is definitely a word we would use for swimming costume... despite hard efforts to drop these words, they are just genetically bred into us....

i used cozzy and i'm from essex, sorry to piss on your fire

you may live in Essex but you dream of being a scouser and talk in our tongues....

Do you have hairy toes too, Twiglett??

Nope. Defintely not real.

i no longer live in essex and was rid of the name pikey when i got married (maiden name was pike!) Now live in Newmarket

My guess is >>>>

Nailpolish

actually, there are a few mumsnetters who are real life friends and I'm just greatful that none of them (I think) have seen this and/or realised who I am - it would be pretty obvious to them

I tried the - I've had a gippy tummy excuse when away with friends and wine was on the cards. That workled the first time but then they started making "unless you have someth8ing to tell us comments". I just laughed loudly and said nothing. I think they had guessed by the time I went home as all my early pregnancy syptoms turned up at the same time and it was a bit tricky to hide them without 2+2= 4

Oh well, I tried my best.