I'm going to get a t-shirt printed

[OptomisticBiscuit]

My new t-shirt will read:

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Yes I am sure it is not twins
No I have not got my dates wrong
I hope I do make it to October, thank you very much, I am not wishing for a premature baby no matter how enourmous you think I may be.

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I think the heat is making me cranky :)

Loving this thread. At only 9 weeks I'm showing, by 9 months I may be too big for t shirts.

CAN MINE READ

YES I AM PREGNANT
YES I DID LOSE WIEGHT
YES I AM TRYING TO EAT
YES ITS WILL B NOVEBER (IT MITE SNOW)
YES I AM PALE (DUE TO LOW IRON)
YES I KNOW IT LOOKS LIKE A GIRL (CAUSE IT IS)
NO I DONT LOOK THAT FAR GONE (WANT MY BLUE BOOK)
NO I DONT NEED HELP I CAN DO STUFF
NO I DONT MIND CLEANING
NO I AM PREGNANT BUT CAN STILL WALK(MY LEGS HAVENT FALLEN OFF)
NO I AM NOT PLANNING ON MORE I HAVENT HAD THIS ONE YET
NO I HAVENT GOT I.D BUT I AM 21 AND PREGNANT!!!

IS THERE A TOP THAT WILL FIT IT ALL

I need one before I explode, yes I know I have a bigger bump than the other 3 ladies at work( often whilst feeling bad for them as I get rather a lot of unwanted attention) Yes just the one, yes they are sure. Yes I always get this big. If my last 2 pregnancies were anything to go by then I will make it to my due date and probably an extra 2 weeks too. No I am not hot, a surprise not because they couldn't tell but because we wanted it like that.

And can we just add, No I'm not going to tell you what names we like so as you can tell me you don't like them because you once new someone with a similar name. And breath, ahh feels better.

I'm seriously thinking of printing one that says:
Kindly fuck off and keep your shitty pearls of wisdom to your self!
I think that should cover all possible situations, including after birth. I'm still furiously fucking angry after yesterday, I was ganged up on by almost all of DP's family, GMIL even said "Your being soft for not drinking Vodka, don't listen to your midwife eat and drink what you like". MIL seemed to be ringleader though. DP would not stick up for me so I ended up running out of MIL house crying, spending the night on my own not knowing if DP would come home. He did this afternoon. But still GURRRR! I never want to see any of his family again.

Well girlies this thread has totally made me smile!!

Majorly cranky today... and i really didnt need the "a bacon butty... should you not be eating healthy?" comment this morning!!

I want a t shirt with all of your suggestions on!! Especially "yes it was planned... i'm not the virgin Mary!"

Can I have...

Yes, my hands will be full. It is not helped by every other person I pass commenting on this.

It is another girl. Although you don't believe me, we are insanely happy about it.

Yes, this baby was planned. No, it doesn't take us long to conceive.

No, it is not twins, it is a refreshingly big bump which I am glad about as DD2 was IUGR.

December. I am aware that that is close to Christmas and do not appreciate hearing how your Aunt's cat's best friend hated having a birthday close to Christmas.

At least with this being DD3 I don't get labour horror stories. Loathed that first time round.

I wanted a tshirt printing.

Couldn't get one to fit over bump.

Doxy it sounds like you need to get a t shirt quickly. Include on it some advice for your dp. Good luck

Great thread

Can I get one saying;
Yes, well noticed, I am pregnant, and yes I am only 11 weeks with DC2 and showing already. It is not ALL cakes, some people just show early. But thanks for outing me before I have formally announced it anyway.

I was obsessed with the size of others bumps when I was pg with DD1 cos I seemed to be massive compared to everyone else, and it seems to be happening again... I refuse to go through this pregnancy without sticking it out and being proud and I don't care what the bump size police think! (no, really I don't)