I have got a horrible feeling I am pregnant. I am sat here looking at my boobs and all concerned.

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They are covered in blue veins and feel itchy inside.

I haven't been pregnant for donkey's years so have no idea if this is normal.

I have no idea when I am due on (period every 4-6 weeks, and it is so light normally it only last half a day, is blibnk and you will miss it) and had my last period in middle of December I think.

This will teach me for having the regular 'don't you bloody get pregnant' chat with dd yesterday during One Born Every Minute.

I know I should get a test but gawd knows if it is too early or not, plus it is pissing down and I can't be arsed to go to the shops.

I hope you get the result you want.

I can't believe it is up to 10 pages! I will read later. Need to get dinner on now.

It was the veiny boobs that prompted me to do a test about 2 years ago.

Surprise DD now 17 months

Marks place for THE RESULTS!

I haven't posted earlier in the thread but I am interested to know too :)

What time does DD exit the house?

Inserts knitted bookmark, will be a whole sleeve by 9.30 :o

Could you please hurry up? I am shortly going to be without internet access, possibly until tomorrow morning ...

Is it just me or is anyone else surprised GOML is only 32? I thought you were a wise old soul, dispensing sage thoughts whilst knitting!

Yes, I always thought she was a curmudgeonly old goat more mature lady.

Come on GOML! Get DD to Cadets early and PEE!

I've just smugly read the whole thread thinking the result would be at the end, so I wouldn't have to lurk...

Rah!

Good luck GOML!

I thought she was 93, so what do I know?

I do find it odd thinking that she's only 3 years older than me.

ooh this is exciting

Can you let us know a time scale so I can set a timer?

Arf at THE RESULTS! We need the bloke from X Factor to do an announcement.

And btw GOML you are three years younger than me and I am expecting my second, so get a move on

GOML- are you admitting that you had unprotected sex? Tsk...

come on woman!

i thought goml, did what her name suggests. That she was about 54, wore tweed breeches held up with baler twine, and threw rotten apples at poachers!

I love a good am I aren't I thread :)

does this mean if she tells us, we wil be finding out b4 her dh? Is your dh there GOML ? will he mind if you tell us first.

take your laptop to the bathroom and lock the door.

Come on GOML, I'm going to have to resort to being a bit stalkery and googling cadets in your area to find out what time this might happen if you don't tell us soon!

Been following this all day GOML........... Waiting with baited breath for the test results.